Samuel LeBaux/dialogue

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 * Samuel LeBaux: Muahahahahahahaaa!
 * Player: Erm, excuse me?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Bwahahaha muah muah ahahahahahahaaa!
 * Player: Are you okay? Can I get you a doctor...or like a priest or something?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Ahaaa! I see you were not terrified by my elaborate evil laugh!
 * Player: Oh that's what you...erm I mean no...not really.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Then you my good friend are brave and stout of heart. You do not balk iin the face of true nightmarish terror!
 * Player: I'm not entirely sure that's what you were showing there...
 * Samuel LeBaux: Haha you shrug off the nightmare with a burning courage.
 * Player: Oh is that what the itching sensation is?
 * Samuel LeBaux: SILENCE!!!!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Oh brave and mighty hero, for you I have...A QUEST!!!!!
 * Player: Is there really a need for all the drama?
 * Samuel LeBaux: You, oh brave one, must go out into the dark and dangerous world and there you must perform a terrifying task.
 * Samuel LeBaux: A task that makes grown men tremble in absolute fear. For you must...
 * Samuel LeBaux: KILL
 * Samuel LeBaux: TEN
 * Samuel LeBaux: RATS!
 * Player: ...seriously? Not even firebreathing dragon rats of death?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Lord no, what do you think I am; a monster? Just kill ten rats and come back to me to claim your prize.

During

 * Samuel LeBaux: You have slain many a terrifying beast noble sir/lady, but still more await.
 * Samuel LeBaux: You must kill another X rats.

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Surely you are a warrior with no equal! For who else could have slain such deadly beasts?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts.

Start

 * Samuel LeBaux: My friend, wait...there is still more terrible danger afoot...
 * Player: Really? What now?
 * Samuel LeBaux: More vermin roam the worlds...my friend, you must slay...
 * Samuel LeBaux: TEN
 * Samuel LeBaux: MORE
 * Samuel LeBaux: RATS!
 * Player: Urgh, really?
 * Samuel LeBaux: I shall reward you better than last time for your efforts!

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: The terrible evil has been diminished!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 6 whole gold coins for your efforts.

Start

 * Samuel LeBaux: Oh no!!! They just keep returning! Are they immortal?!
 * Player: No...don't...don't say it...
 * Samuel LeBaux: We have no choice! You must...
 * Player: Don't you dare...
 * Samuel LeBaux: KILL TEN RATS!
 * Player: I hate you.

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Surely the dark beasts run in fear from your tremendous power!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux award you 5 whole god coins for your efforts.
 * Player: Wait...what? I got 6 coins last time, I was expecting 7 this time!
 * Samuel LeBaux: What? Do I look like I'm made of money? I can only give special rewards some of the time!

Start

 * Player: Wait! I know exactly what you're going to say!
 * Samuel LeBaux: YOU MUST KILL 11 RATS!
 * Player: Ok, maybe I didn't quite know what you were going to say.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Hrmmmm...you're right, 11 is a bit much. Just kill ten of them.

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Surely the dark beasts still run in fear from your tremendous power!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts.

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 * Player: *Sigh* 3...2...1
 * Samuel LeBaux: Dum da dee. La la la laa
 * Player: ...
 * Samuel LeBaux: Oh...hi, you're still here. How's it going?
 * Player: It's finally over? Fantastic, well who are...
 * Samuel LeBaux: KILL TEN RATS!
 * Player: I swear if you had an attack op I'd...

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Blah blah blah, well done, ect.
 * Player: Really? You can't even be bothered to say a one line 'well done'?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Meh.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts.

Start

 * Player: So...kill another ten rats?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Well aren't you delightfully helpful!

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Have you killed their queen yet?
 * Player: What?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Or am I thinking of squirrels...they're really similar.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts.

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 * Samuel LeBaux: Now that you've shown your dedication. I have a secret to tell you.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Allow me now to tell you a deep secret about the Dragonkin...something that will chill you to your very core!
 * Player: Finally! Something worthy of my talents!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Many centuries ago, the Dragonkin went out into the world and...
 * Player: Noooo...no...noo! I can see that look in your eyes...don't do it!
 * Samuel LeBaux: ...set a task, just for you...
 * Player: No...don't you even think about it!
 * Samuel LeBaux: For you...might warrior...must...
 * Player: I. WILL. END. YOU!
 * Samuel LeBaux: KILL
 * Player: You...
 * Samuel LeBaux: TEN
 * Player: Mother...
 * Samuel LeBaux: RATS!!!!!!
 * Player: I can only use Quickchat.

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: You truly are the Dragonkin's heir.
 * Player: You made all of that up didn't you?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Every last word!
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts!

Start

 * Player: Rats...ten of them?
 * Samuel LeBaux: What a marvellous idea!

End

 * Samuel LeBaux: Blah blah blah, well done, ect.
 * Player: Really? You can't even be bothered to say a one line 'well done'?
 * Samuel LeBaux: Meh.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Let me now reward you for your victory!
 * Samuel LeBaux awards you 5 whole gold coins for your efforts.

After Task 300

 * Samuel LeBaux: Dude...seriously...what the hell?
 * Samuel LeBaux: You've killed 3 thousand rats...what is wrong with you?
 * Player: I just couldn't stop...I...I...have a problem.
 * Samuel LeBaux: Like go and lie down or something...leave the rats alone now...OK?
 * Player: I hate you for what you've turned me into!
 * Samuel LeBaux: I'm...I'm so sorry.
 * Samuel LeBaux refuses to give you another quest. You're some sort of rat nightmare now.