Pet rock/dialogue

Pet rocks can be placed in a Menagerie, doing so will allow the player to interact with the pet rock for several humorous, one sided conversations.

Conversation 1
Player: Good day, rock!

Rock: ...

Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!

Rock: ...

Player: Who's there?

Rock: ...

Player: Interrupting cow wh-

Rock: ...

Player: Haha, good one!

Conversation 2
Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?

Rock: ...

Player: I'm Glad to hear it!

Player: Erm, this is kind of awkward, but... one of the neighbours found a pile of pebbles on their lawn.

Player: Now, I'm not saying it WAS you...

Rock: ...

Player: Alright, alright, I believe you! There's no need for that kind of language!

Conversation 3
Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?

Rock: ...

Player: Hmmm, I don't know. Have you tried swamp tar? I hear that's good at clearing rashes.

Rock: ...

Conversation 4
Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?

Rock: ...

Player: Oh, what a lovely song! That was a nice surprise, rock!

Rock: ...

Conversation 5
Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?

Rock: ...

Player: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Player: I'll be sure to complain to the housing association on your behalf, and petition for them to be moved out of the neighbourhood!

Rock: ...

Conversation 6
Player: Good day, rock!

Rock: ...

Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!

Rock: ...

Player: I don't know, what is the difference between a cow and a goblin?

Rock: ...

Player: Rock! How could you! That's awful!

Rock: ...

Player: I don't care if the other rocks think it's funny, you're not to talk like that again!