Karamthulhu overlord/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Player: Do you want-
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!
 * Player: But I only...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!
 * Player: Now, listen here...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: SIIIIIILLLLLEEEEENCE!
 * Player: Fine!
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Good!
 * Player: Maybe I'll be so silent you'll think I never existed
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Oh, how I long for that day...


 * Conversation 2
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Kneel before my awesome might!
 * Player: I would, but I have a bad knee you see...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Your feeble prattlings matter not, air-breather! Kneel or face my wrath!
 * Player: I'm not afraid of you. You're only a squid in a bowl!
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Only? I, radiant in my awesomeness, am 'only' a squid in a bowl? Clearly you need to be shown in your place, lung-user!
 * (The Karamthulhu overlord narrows its eye and you find yourself unable to breathe!)
 * Player: Gaak! Wheeeze!
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Who rules?
 * Player: You rule!
 * Karamthulhu overlord: And don't forget it!


 * Conversation 3
 * Player: ...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: The answer 'be silent'!
 * Player: You have no idea what I was going to ask you.
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Yes I do; I know all!
 * Player: Then you will not be surprised to know I was going to ask you what you wanted to do today.
 * Karamthulhu overlord: You dare doubt me!
 * Karamthulhu overlord: The answer 'be silent' because your puny compressed brain could not even begin to comprehend my needs!
 * Player: Well, how about I dismiss you so you can go and do what you like?
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Well, how about I topple your nations into the ocean and dance my tentacle-waving victory dance upon your watery graves?
 * Player: Yeah...well...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Silence! Your burbling vexes me greatly!


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: Errr...Have you calmed down yet?
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Calmed down? Why would I need to calm down?
 * Player: Well there is that whole 'god complex' thing...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Complex? What 'complex' are you drooling about this time, minion?
 * Karamthulhu overlord: It is a sad thing indeed when a god as powerful as I cannot gain recognition from the foolish mewling sheep of this 'surface' place.
 * Player: I don't really think sheep really make mewling noises...
 * Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!