Basilisk head (mounted)/dialogue

Player Owned Head

 * Basilisk: What do you want?
 * Player: I want to mock you.
 * Basilisk: All right. Go on then.
 * Player: You're a stupid slime-witted worm! (This insult will be randomized.)
 * Basilisk: I'm going back to sleep.
 * Player: I want to apologise for killing you.
 * Basilisk: Go on then.
 * Player: I'm, uh, very sorry I killed you.
 * Basilisk: Really sorry?
 * Player: No, not really.
 * Basilisk: I don't care.
 * Player: Yes, really.
 * Basilisk: Really really?
 * Player: Yes, really really.
 * Basilisk: Fat load of good that does, I'm still dead.
 * Player: I'm not THAT sorry.
 * Basilisk: I don't care.
 * Player: But will you forgive me?
 * Basilisk: Of course I'll forgive you!
 * Player: Really?
 * Basilisk: No!
 * Player: I promise not to do it again.
 * Basilisk: Of course you won't do it again, you can only kill me once.
 * Player: That's why I won't do it again.
 * Basilisk: I don't care.
 * Player: But I won't do it to other basilisks.
 * Basilisk: Really?
 * Player: Yes, really!
 * Basilisk: All right then. Apology accepted. Now leave me alone.
 * Player: No, not really!
 * Basilisk: I don't care.
 * Player: Don't start that again.
 * Basilisk: Leave me alone then.
 * Player: Don't push it.
 * Basilisk: I don't care anyway.
 * Player: I just wanted to check that you're okay.
 * Basilisk: Apart from being dead and stuffed and hanging on a wall, you mean?
 * Player: Uh...yeah. Apart from that are you okay?
 * Basilisk: Actually there's something blocking my view of the far wall.
 * Player: I don't see anything.
 * Basilisk: Perhaps if you were to step to one side of me.
 * You walk to the side of the basilisk head.
 * Player: I still don't see anything.
 * Basilisk: Oh, it's moved away. I can see now.
 * Player: Nothing.
 * Basilisk: Leave me alone.

Guest conversation

 * Basilisk: What do you want?
 * Player: Oh, er, nothing!