Giant chinchompa/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Giant chinchompa: Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle...
 * Player: I hate it when you sing that song.
 * Giant chinchompa: ...that's the way the money goes...
 * Player: Couldn't you sing 'Kumbaya' or something?
 * Giant chinchompa: ...BANG, goes the chinchompa!
 * Player: Sheesh.


 * Conversation 2
 * Giant chinchompa: What's small, brown and blows up?
 * Player: A brown balloon?
 * Giant chinchompa: A chinchompa! Pull my finger.
 * Player: I'm not pulling your finger.
 * Giant chinchompa: Nothing will happen. Truuuuust meeeeee.
 * Player: Oh, go away.


 * Conversation 3
 * Giant chinchompa: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'.
 * Player: Bomb? Bang? Boom? Blowing-up-little-chipmunk?
 * Giant chinchompa: No. Body odour. You should wash a bit more.
 * Player: Well, that was pleasant. You don't smell all that great either, you know.
 * Giant chinchompa: Stop talking, stop talking! Your breath stinks!
 * Player: We're never going to get on, are we?


 * Conversation 4
 * Giant chinchompa: I seem to have found a paper bag.
 * Player: Well done. Anything in it?
 * Giant chinchompa: Hmmm. Let me see. It seems to be full of some highly sought after, very expensive...chinchompa breath!
 * Player: No, don't pop it!
 * Player: You just cannot help yourself, can you?


 * Conversation 5 (If a player has a chinchompa in their inventory.)
 * Giant chinchompa: Woah, woah, woah - hold up there.
 * Player: What is it, ratty?
 * Giant chinchompa: You got something in your backpack that you'd like to tell me about?
 * Player: I was wondering when you were going to bring up the chinchompa. I'm sure they like it in my inventory.
 * Giant chinchompa: Did they not teach you anything in school? Chinchompas die in hot bags. You know what happens when chinchompas die. Are you attached to your back?
 * Player: Medically, yes. And I kind of like it too. I get the point.