Bulldog/dialogue

Puppy

 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf, grumble snuffle whurf whurf? (By 'eck, lad/lass, are we goin' ter be walkin' all day?)
 * Player: Well, I could carry you if you like.
 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf, whurf. (That'd be grand, like.)
 * Player: You know, you won't grow up to be big and strong if you keep getting carried everywhere.
 * Bulldog: Whurf, whurf. (Alright, lad/lass: I know, I know.)

Conversation 1

 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf whurf, whurfwhurf whurf. (This is right grand, this is.)
 * Player: What? This place or what we are doing?
 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf grumble. (Mostly the sittin' still.)
 * Player: You're felling lazy today, aren't you?
 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf! Whurf whurf Whurfwhurf! (I'm not lazy! I'm conservin' energy!)

Conversation 2

 * Bulldog: Whurf whurfwhurf whurf. Grumblewhurf. (Yer lookin' tired. You should have a nap.)
 * Player: Is it me who needs a rest or you?
 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf whurf. (Well, if you took one, I might too...)
 * Player: Yeah, I thought as much.
 * Bulldog: Grumble... (Grumble...)

Conversation 3

 * Bulldog: Whurfwhurf Whurf. (I could do wi' a cup of tea, mind.)
 * Player: I don't know if a cup of tea would be good for you.
 * Bulldog: Whurf whurf whurfwhurf. (Fair 'nuff, then.)

Conversation 4

 * Bulldog:Whurfwhurf? (Are we stoppin')
 * Player: Not for a while I guess...
 * Bulldog: *grumble* Whurf (*sigh* Typical)

If the player has tea in their inventory

 * Bulldog: [Give us a sip of that tea, pet, I'm parched!]
 * Player: I'm not giving you tea. You might get sick!
 * Bulldog: ['Ow will we know if we don't try?]
 * Player: How about we just say that I did?
 * Bulldog: [Did it work?]
 * Player: Yes, and you liked the taste a lot.
 * Bulldog: [Aye, it were a grand cuppa.]