Simon Sez

Simon Sez is an NPC featured in the Court Case of The Sandwich Lady vs The People. He plays the "victim" to the crime after being attacked by her for choosing the wrong free food - this follows suit to the behaviour of the Sandwich Lady, who used to assault players and teleport them to random locations if they chose the wrong food item.

Trivia

 * When asked about the stolen cake, Simon says "The cake is a lie!" This is a quote from the computer game Portal.
 * Simon Sez is a reference to the word game.