The Lair of Tarn Razorlor/Transcript

The Travelling Banker

 * Odovacar: Well met, fellow adventurer! How can I help you?
 * Player: Who are you?
 * Odovacar: How frightfully rude of me, my dear [sir/lady]. My name is Odovacar and I work for that excellent enterprise, the Bank of RuneScape.
 * Player: If you work for the bank, what are you doing here?
 * Odovacar: As part of our ongoing service to provide you, the customer, with an absolutely world-class banking experience, we are investigating the option of opening a chain of travelling banks. These will provide you, our esteemed customer, with the convenience of having banking facilities where they will be of optimum use to you. Such as here!
 * Player: Huh?
 * Odovacar: I am the first of a new generation of travelling bankers that will wander the perilous areas of the world to provide you, the valued customer, with a bank when you need it most!
 * Player: So I can access my bank account simply by talking to you?
 * Odovacar: Absolutely correct, dear [sir/lady]. I must warn you, however, that due to the significantly increased overheads of an enterprise such as this, there is a small bank charge of 100gp every time you want to access your account.
 * Player: Sounds fair, here's the money. Can I access my account now?
 * [Opens bank]
 * Player: Let me open my account and then I'll pay you.
 * Odovacar: It's not that I don't trust you, old chap, but as the old adage goes, 'money comes before friends'.
 * Player: That's preposterous! I'm not paying to withdraw my own money.
 * Odovacar: I'm sorry to hear that, [sir/miss]. If you should reconsider, because I believe this service offers excellent value for money, do not hesitate to contact me.
 * Player: I'd like to access my bank account, please.
 * [Irrelevant]
 * Player: I'd like to check my PIN settings.
 * [Irrelevant]
 * Player: I'd like to access my bank account, please.
 * [Irrelevant]
 * Player: I'd like to check my PIN settings.
 * [Irrelevant]
 * Player: I'd like to see my collection box.
 * [Irrelevant]

The Necromancer

 * Tarn: Who? How did you get here? Never mind, I'll deal with you myself!


 * Tarn: Ha! I can't be slain that easily, fool!


 * Killing Tarn Razorlor has greatly improved your Slayer knowledge. You gain 5000 Slayer XP.

The Full Story

 * The lore behind Tarn's Lair can be discovered by reading his diary.