Evil turnip (familiar)/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Player: So, how are you feeling?
 * Evil turnip: My roots feel hurty. I thinking it be someone I eated.
 * Player: You mean someTHING you ate?
 * Evil turnip: Hur hur hur. Yah, sure, why not.


 * Conversation 2
 * Evil turnip: Hur hur hur...
 * Player: Well, as sinister as it's chuckling is, at least it's happy. That's a good thing, right?


 * Conversation 3
 * Evil turnip: When we gonna fighting things, boss?
 * Player: Soon enough.
 * Evil turnip: Hur hur hur. I gets the fighting.


 * Conversation 4
 * Evil turnip: I are turnip hear me roar! I too deadly to ignore.
 * Player: I'm glad it's on my side... and not behind me.