Abyssal minion/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Abyssal Minion: You know what I miss? I miss.
 * Player: That rhymes, you know.
 * Abyssal Minion: ...the warm, slippery walls, the piercing screams...
 * Player: How lovely.
 * Abyssal Minion: ...the chasing after runecrafters...
 * Player: We could still chase after runecrafters, you know.
 * Abyssal Minion: Human, nothing would make me happier.

Conversation 2

 * Abyssal Minion: I am confused. I thought you killed me?
 * Player: Lucky for you, I found a place to bring you back to life.
 * Abyssal Minion: This makes me happy. Maybe we can go to.
 * Player: As fun as that sounds, why don't you give me an abyssal whip instead? I saved your life.
 * If the player does not have a fake Abyssal whip:
 * Abyssal Minion: Of course. There you go.
 * Player: Wow, I didn't think that would work!
 * A whip will appear in the player's inventory; upon equipping it, a message will say "The abyssal whip disappears into nothing in your hands."
 * Abyssal Minion: I can't believe you fell for that!
 * If the player already has a fake Abyssal whip:
 * Abyssal Minion: I would, but you still have the last one I gave you.

With an uncoloured Abyssal whip in inventory

 * Abyssal Minion: Did I give you that whip?
 * Player: No, I don't think so. This one's mine.
 * Abyssal Minion: Want to see a magic trick?
 * Player: Not if it involves the whip, no. Especially not if it's a disappearing trick.
 * Abyssal Minion: No, it's not...I...don't want your stupid whip. I'm not that predictable, am I? I mean, can't I even have a bit of fun anymore?
 * Player: Maybe next time.