Tribal Totem/Transcript

Starting out

 * Kangai Mau: Hello. I Kangai Mau of the Rantuki tribe.
 * Player: And what are you doing here in Brimhaven?
 * Kangai Mau: I'm looking for someone brave to go on important mission. Someone skilled in thievery and sneaking about. I am told I can find such people in Brimhaven.
 * Player: Yep. I have heard there are many of that type here.
 * Kangai Mau: Let's hope I find them.
 * Player: I'm in search of adventure!
 * Kangai Mau: Adventure is something I may be able to give. I need someone to go on a mission to the city of Ardougne. There you will find the house of Lord Handlemort. In his house he has our tribal totem. We need it back.
 * Player: Why does he have it?
 * Kangai Mau: Lord Handlemort is an Ardougnese explorer which means he think he have the right to come to my tribal home, steal our stuff and put in his private museum.
 * Player: How can I find Handlemoret's house? Ardougne IS a big place...
 * Kangai Mau: I don't know Ardougne. You tell me.
 * Player: Ok, I will get it back.
 * Kangai Mau: Best of luck with that adventurer.
 * Player: Who are the Rantuki tribe?
 * Kangai Mau: A proud and noble tribe of Karamja. But now we are few, as men come from across, steal our land, and settle on our hunting grounds.
 * Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?
 * Player: No, it's not that easy.
 * Kangai Mau: Bah, you no good.
 * Kangai Mau: Bah, you no good.

Horacio

 * Horacio: It's a fine day to be out in a garden, isn't it?
 * Player: Yes. It's very nice.
 * Horacio: Days like these make me glad to be alive!
 * Player: So... who are you?
 * Horacio: My name is Horacio Dobson. I'm a gardener to Lord Handlemort. Take a look around this beautiful garden, all of this is my handiwork.
 * Player: So... do you garden round the back, too?
 * Horacio: That I do!
 * Player: Doesn't all of the security around the house get in your way then?
 * Horacio: Ah. I'm used to all that. I have my keys, the guard dogs know me, and I know the combination to the door lock. It's rather easy, it's his middle name.
 * Player: Whose middle name?
 * Horacio: Hum. I probably shouldn't have said that. Forget I mentioned it.
 * Player: Do you need any help?
 * Horacio: Trying to muscle in on my job, eh? I'm more than happy to do this all by myself!

Wizard Cromperty

 * Wizard Cromperty: Hello Player, I'm Cromperty. Sedridor has told me about you. As a wizard and an inventor, he has aided me in my great invention!
 * Player: Two jobs? That's got to be tough.
 * Wizard Cromperty: Not when you combine them it isn't! Invent MAGIC things!
 * Player: So, what have you invented?
 * Wizard Cromperty: Ah! My latest invention is my patent pending teleportation block! It emits a low level magical signal, that will allow me to locate it anywhere in the world, and teleport anything directly to it! I hope to revolutionize the entire teleportation system! Don't you think I'm great? Uh, I mean it's great?
 * Player: So where is the other block?
 * Wizard Cromperty: Well...Hmm. I would guess somewhere between here and the Wizards' Tower in Misthalin. All I know is that it hasn't got there yet as the wizards there would have contacted me. I'm using the RPDT for delivery. They assured me it would be delivered promptly.
 * Player: Who are the RPDT?
 * Wizard Cromperty: The Runescape Parcel Delivery Team. They come very highly recommended. Their motto is: "We aim to deliver your stuff at some point after you have paid us!"

RPDT

 * There is a label on this crate: Senior Patents Clerk, Chamber of Invention, The Wizards' Tower, Misthalin. The crate is securely fastened shut and ready for delivery.
 * There is a label on this crate: To Lord Handlemort. Handlemort Mansion, Ardougne. You carefully peel it off and take it.


 * You carefully place the delivery address label over the existing label, covering it completely.
 * Player: Now I just need someone to deliver it for me.
 * RPDT Employee: Welcome to R.P.D.T.!
 * Player: So, when are you going to deliver this crate?
 * RPDT Employee: Well...I guess we could do it now...
 * RPDT Employee: Well...I guess we could do it now...

Inside the Mansion

 * Player: Can I be teleported please?
 * Wizard Cromperty: By all means! I'm afraid I can't give you any specifics as to where you will come out however. Presumably wherever the other block is located.
 * Player: Yes, that sounds good. Teleport me!
 * Wizard Cromperty: Okey dokey! Ready? Dipsolum sentento sententi!


 * Your trained senses as a thief enable you to see that there is a trap in these stairs. You make a note of its location for future reference when using these stairs.


 * Inside the chest you find the tribal totem.

Finishing

 * Kangai Mau: Have you got our totem back?
 * Player: Yes I have.
 * Kangai Mau: You have??? Many thanks brave adventurer! Here, have some freshly cooked Karamjan fish, caught specially by my tribe.
 * You hand over the Tribal Totem.