Cheeky monkey/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: How come I can understand you without using magic?
 * Monkey: I'm so cheeky I break the rules of the game!
 * Player: Reported for bug abuse.
 * Monkey: Awww...

Conversation 2

 * Monkey: Heh heh heh...
 * Player: What are you up to?
 * Monkey: Nothing?
 * Player: Then why is it that I don't believe you?
 * Monkey: Baseless paranoia?

Conversation 3

 * ​Monkey: Hey, can we stop for bananas?
 * Player: Well we could, but I really don't have time.
 * Monkey: Fine. I'll just steal any I see.
 * Player: Just try not to steal anything else while you are at it.

Conversation 4

 * Player: Wait, where is my gold pouch?
 * Monkey: Search me.
 * Player: That sounds like a very good idea.
 * Monkey: Oh look, here it is. I must have picked it up when you dropped it.