Creeping hand/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: I've got to hand it to you, you fought valiantly.
 * Creeping hand: My goodness, you're very witty for a cold-blooded killer.
 * Player: You forgot to add 'hand-some'.
 * Creeping hand: Yes, that's right. I forgot.
 * Player: That's enough chatter for now. There's no wrist for the wicked.

Conversation 2

 * Player Greetings. I would shake your hand, but I'm not sure how that would work.
 * Creeping hand: Every time, always with the hand jokes.
 * Player: I'm sorry, I can't help myself. Gimme five!
 * Creeping hand: I should slap you right here and now.
 * Player: Okay, we shouldn't let this get out of hand.
 * Creeping hand: ...

Conversation 3

 * Player: Lovely day, isn't it?
 * Creeping hand: Sorry. Did you just say something WITHOUT a needless hand pun?
 * Player: It can happen, you know.
 * Creeping hand: I'm... I'm stunned.
 * Player: Obviously, you can't hand-le the truth.
 * Creeping hand: Ah, there it is.