Thorny snail/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Thorny snail: All this running around the place is fun!
 * Player: I'll be it's a step up from your usually sedentary lifestyle!
 * Thorny snail: True, but it's mostly seeing the sort of sights you don't get at home.
 * Player: Such as?
 * Thorny snail: Living things for a start.
 * Player: Those are in short supply in Mort Myre, I admit.


 * Conversation 2
 * Thorny snail: I think my stomach is drying out...
 * Player: Your stomach? How do you know how it's feeling?
 * Throny snail: I am walking on it, you know...
 * Player: Urrgh...


 * Conversation 3
 * Thorny snail: Okay, I have to ask, what are those things you people totter about on?
 * Player: You mean my legs?
 * Thorny snail: Yes, those. How are you supposed to eat anything through them?
 * Player: Well, we don't. That's what our mouths are for.
 * Thorny snail: Oh, right! I thought those were for expelling waste gas and hot air!
 * Player: Well, for a lot of people they are.


 * Conversation 4
 * Thorny snail: Can you slow down?
 * Player: Are we going too fast for you?
 * Thorny snail: I bet if you had to run on your internal organs you'd want a break now and then!


 * Conversation 5 (While the player is wearing a snelm.)
 * Thorny snail: ...
 * Player: What's the matter?
 * Thorny snail: Check your head...
 * Player: What about it... Oh, wait! Oh, this is pretty awkward...
 * Thorny snail: You're wearing the spine of one of my relatives as a hat...
 * Player: Well more of a faux-pas, then.
 * Thorny snail: Just a bit...