Archer (Burthorpe)/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: Hello there! How is it going?
 * Archer: Uh... we're not supposed to talk while we're on duty.
 * Player: Oh, sorry, I didn't realise...

Conversation 2 (Burthorpe Castle)

 * Player: Hello there! How is it going?
 * Archer: Uh... we're not supposed to talk while we're on duty.
 * Player: Oh, sorry, I didn't realise...
 * Archer: You know what; It's not your fault. I might as well have a chat.
 * Archer: I mean, this is supposed to be a secure military installation, you know? That's why they told us not to talk.
 * Archer: And then they went and wedged the front doors open and put a ladder of all things up along the wall!
 * Archer: Do you have any idea how many people I've almost shot when they peek over the wall there?
 * Archer: There is a war on! We could be knee-deep in trolls any second now! What are they thinking?
 * Player: It does seem a little odd...
 * Archer: Tell me about it. Next thing you know they'll build one of those house portals up here.
 * Archer: Then we'll have adventurers and householders popping out across the ramparts for a stroll, kids playing with the cannons...
 * Archer: I can see it now... 'Oh Mr Archer, Could you and your friends be dears and move? We have a dinner party at seven and you're ruining the ambiance.'
 * Archer: 'Do you mind if we put up some hanging baskets? Only this parapet is frightfully grim'.
 * Player: Well, so long as things don't get that bad, you'll be all right, right?
 * Archer: Yeah, well, we can but hope.
 * Archer: Whoops, looks like I've been spotted. See you about, ok?
 * Player: Yeah, good luck!

Conversation 3 (ambush point)

 * Player: How are things going?
 * Archer: Eh, I can't complain.
 * Player: Are you having any trouble with the trolls?
 * Archer: It's not the trolls that bother me out here. It's the lack of a decent bedroll.
 * Archer: That and having to come to work every day through that jungle-gym downstairs.
 * Archer: Still, it could be worse. I once spent a week trapped in the store room before they got rid of that bloody combination lock!

Conversation 4 (ambush point)

 * Player: How are things going?
 * Archer: G'day mate. Things are goin' great.
 * Archer: Snipin' at trolls is great work. Out in the open air...
 * Player: So you're enjoying yourself?
 * Archer: Beats bein' stuck in a castle all day, mate!