Phoenix (familiar)/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Phoenix: Skreee skree skrooo skrooooouuu. (I want to burn something.)
 * Player: Why are you looking at me like that?
 * Phoenix: Skeeeeooouoou! Skree skrooo, skrooouuee skreee! (Please! It won't hurt that much, and I'll bring you back straight away!)
 * Player: Maybe later. Much later. When I'm dead from natural causes already. And medicine has failed to bring me back.
 * Phoenix: Skreee skreeeooouu skroou! (I'll hold you to it!)


 * Conversation 2
 * Player: May I ask you a question?
 * Phoenix: Skreeoooouuu, skreeee skreeeeoooo. (Yes, but you have already asked me a question.)
 * Phoenix: Skreeeooo, skreee skreeeeee skreeoooo. (You should have said 'May I ask you two questions?'.)
 * Player: Erm, may I ask you two questions?
 * Phoenix: Skroo. (No.)
 * Player: ...


 * Conversation 3
 * Player: May I ask you... TWO questions?
 * Phoenix: Skree ree ree! Skree, skreee skrooou skreeeoou. (Heh heh heh. The answer to your first is yes. You may ask your second.)
 * Player: What was RuneScape like in the distant past?
 * Phoenix: Skreee skreeeeout skreeou. Skreee skree. (It was like it is now, only younger.)
 * Player: ...
 * Player: You, madam, are the most pestiferous poultry I have ever met.
 * Phoenix: Skree ree ree! (Heh heh heh!)


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: Skreeee, skree skrooo. Skrooooou skreee!
 * Phoenix: Skreee skroooue, skreeee skreeeeeeeou. (Either you need to practice your phoenixspeak, or I should burn you where you stand.)
 * Player: So that didn't mean 'How are you feeling today?'
 * Phoenix: Skroo. Skroo, skreee skreou. (No, it didn't.)