Explorer Jack/dialogue

During the Lumbridge Rebuildathon

 * Explorer Jack: Since the battle between Saradomin and Zamorak started, my house has been a complete wreck! But Foreman George and his team are on the case now. I can't wait to see what they do to it. ONe thing's for sure: it can't be any worse than the ruin the battle left me with!
 * Explorer Jack: So, how can I help you?

During the Battle of Lumbridge and before the Lumbridge Rebuildathon

 * Explorer Jack: My house! There I was, sat in the living room, having a nice cup of tea and minding my own business, and BANG! My house collapses around me!
 * Explorer Jack: I went to look - after all I am an explorer - and there, right outside my house, I found Saradomin and Zamorak fighting it out!
 * Explorer Jack: Seems that their battle had a rather unfortunate effect on my foundations. So, I went back inside and made another cup of tea.
 * Explorer Jack: I thought to myself that it'll take more than a world-destroying battle between two gigantic all-powerful gods to stop me!
 * Explorer Jack: So I'm not letting it get me down. I'm still a taskmaster and I have a job to do!
 * Explorer Jack: Glad to see the battle is over now. I'm not sure how Zamorak will recover from that defeat.
 * Explorer Jack: So, how can I help you?