Lol/dialogue


 * Lol: I'm Lol.
 * Player: Who are you?
 * Lol: Morningstar was my brother. Trolls gonna smash Burthorpe!
 * Player: Last I checked, Burthorpe was doing better than ever and Morningstar was dead.
 * Lol: You got a big mouth, but whatcha gonna do when Lol runs wild on you?
 * Player: What do you do?
 * Lol: Eat. Sleep. Fight. What, you think I have a day job? Plumber, maybe?
 * Player: Why are you here?
 * Lol: Dad get me here because I'm the strongest troll. Win tournament for trolls.
 * Player: Why are you called Lol?
 * Lol: Why you think? Same as all troll, named after first thing I eat.
 * Player: How did you eat a lol? What is a lol, anyway?
 * Lol: Eat stupid human called Lol. Now my name is Lol.
 * Player: How did you know he was called Lol?
 * Lol: That all he say. Lol, lol, lol. Must be his name.
 * Player: I'm done here.


 * After the first round of the tournament
 * Lol: Hope you ready for rock in face, human. Time to fight Lol!