KBD head/dialogue

Player Owned Head

 * Player: How are you doing, King?
 * King Black Dragon: Oh, I'm quite fantastic. I've been round the block a few times, done a couple of backflips. I've even given my ear a scratch.
 * Player: Oh, I am glad. Fancy some breakfast?
 * King Black Dragon: I could make you toast.
 * Player: That would be grea...wait a minute! This is a trick isn't it? You'd toast ME.
 * King Black Dragon: Sir is very perceptive. You know, you could always let me go - set me free.
 * Player: I doubt you'd get far. After all, the house wouldn't be the same - you're like part of the furniture.
 * King Black Dragon: Oh, very good. Very, very good. You know how to drive a dragon head up the wall.

Other Heads

 * Player: Hey, Player killed the King Black Dragon!
 * King Black Dragon: Harumph. Won't happen again.
 * Player: I hate to kick a dragon when it's down, but you're in no shape to fight.
 * King Black Dragon: Come closer and say that.
 * Player: I'm fine right here. What makes you think you could take Player on?
 * King Black Dragon: I've been studying their habits, waiting for the moment when they bend over to construct something in Build Mode.
 * King Black Dragon: Then BOOM, I've bitten them. Poison, of course. Nothing hurts more than poison.
 * King Black Dragon: I'm playing the slow game. Go on, think of a slow game.
 * Player: Uh, cricket?
 * King Black Dragon: It'll be slower than that. And with added agony. I'll be the most feared wall decoration since that talking sea-bass thing.

Historical conversations
Prior to the update on 9th October 2012, the KBD would say one of the following conversations

Conversation 1

 * Player: How do you feel about all the more powerful monsters?
 * Left Head: There no monsters more powerful than us!
 * Middle Head: We top monster of all RuneScape!
 * Player: No you're not. The Kalphite Queen is more powerful than you!
 * Middle Head: Kalphite Queen? What that?
 * Player: She's a giant insect who lives in the desert.
 * Middle Head: Insect?
 * Right Head: Ha ha ha ha!
 * Left Head: No insect tougher than us! We best!
 * Player: No, she's way tougher than you!
 * Left Head: We no believe it!
 * Middle Head: Even if Kalphite Queen real, which we doubt, second best not bad, is it?
 * Player: But it's not just the Kalphite Queen. What about TzTok-Jad?
 * Left Head: Never heard of it!
 * Player: Or Dagannoth Rex?
 * Right Head: You making it up!
 * Player: Or the Chaos Elemental?
 * Middle Head: Now then, how we know you not just making these monsters up to demoralise us?
 * Player: Alright, then, what about me?
 * Left Head: Puny human! You not fearsome monster!
 * Player: I defeated you, didn't I? So, I must be stronger than you!
 * Left Head: You got lucky! We get you next time!
 * Player: Now that you're just a stuffed head? I don't think so!

Conversation 2

 * Player: Which of you heads is...
 * Left Head: We are!
 * Right Head: Shut up! It us!
 * Middle Head: Don't be silly! It's obvious that we are!
 * Player: But you don't even know what I was going to say!
 * Middle Head: It not matter. We strongest, cleverest, and most attractive. Whatever it is, we are most of it!
 * Left Head: Just a minute. What if it something bad?
 * Middle Head: Good point. What was you going to say? If it something good, we it. If it something bad, we not it.
 * Player: I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.
 * Right Head: Us! We are!
 * Middle Head: What?
 * Right Head: Sorry, just said on reflex.

Other heads

 * Player: Hey, Player killed the King Black Dragon!
 * Middle head: No, he didn't!
 * Left head: What? Oh, ah, no. Course he didn't. We actually artificial likeness of King Black Dragon. No one could really kill King Black Dragon!
 * Middle head: No! We...no, it far too powerful!
 * Right head: What are you talking about? Of course we King Black Dragon!
 * Middle head: Shut up, idiot!