Murknose, Emissary of Bandos/dialogue

First introduction

 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: I Murknose, big strong goblin! I am here to tell you about Big High War God - Bandos.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: If you strong like me, you can join Bandos, and I give you work.

Prior to the Bird and the Beast world event

 * Who are you?
 * Player: Who are you?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: I Murknose, big strong goblin! But - even I not as strong as Big High War God.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: So I tell you about Big High War God - Bandos. I am his emi... mish... I tell you all about him!
 * Can you tell me about Bandos?
 * Player: Can you tell me about Bandos?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: What do you want to know about Big High War God?
 * Who is Bandos?
 * Player: Who is Bandos?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Bandos is Big High War God. Bandos command us to fight, and we fight! Bandos big, and Bandos strong. Very strong. Bandos is strongest god.
 * Why should I follow Bandos?
 * Player: Why should I follow Bandos?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Because Bandos is strongest! Bandos commands and weak take orders. Bandos strong, if you strong, you follow him. If you follow Big High War God, he maybe make you strong like he make goblins strong.
 * What does Bandos want?
 * Player: What does Bandos want?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Bandos want war! Bandos want to fight! The strongest must rule, and Bandos strongest!
 * I want to declare my support for Bandos!
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: ....

After the Bird and the Beast world event

 * Who are you?
 * Player: Who are you?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: I Murknose, big strong goblin. But - even I not as strong as Big High War God.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: So I tell you about Big High War God. I am his emi... mish... I tell you all about him.


 * Can you tell me about the Big High War God?
 * Player: Can you tell me about the Big High War God?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: What do you want to know about Big High War God?
 * Who is Big High War God?
 * Player: Who is Big High War God?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Bandos is Big High War God. Bandos command us to fight, and we fight! Bandos big, and Bandos strong. Very strong. Bandos is strongest god.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: But Bandos fought Armadyl - bird god - and Armadyl recruited many, many people to do fighting for him.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Army of Bandos fought well! Fought hard. Lost.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: So Bandos dead now. But he still right! Strongest always win. Armadyl's army was stronger. Proof what Bandos think right, even though he die of it.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: So join us and be strong! Be strongest and fiercest and best at fighting! Be top of the pile.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Everyone else get crushed.
 * Why should I follow Big High War God?
 * Player: Why should I follow Big High War God?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Because strongest will always rule the world! Strongest commands and weaker take orders. If you strong, you follow path of Big High War God.
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Following Bandos make goblins strong. Following way of strength and bigness work for you too.
 * What does the path of the Big High War God say?
 * Player: What does the path of the Big High War God say?
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: Big High War God want war! Big High War God want to fight! The strongest must rule, and you can be strong too!
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: That what Bandos wanted. That what strongest want now. That maybe what you want too.


 * I want to declare my support for the Big High War God!
 * Murknose, Emissary of Bandos: You clever! Big High War God strongest god. You take banner, show you support strongest god. I give you Book of the Gods. You like reading, right? Weird. Anyway, you read stories about gods in that book. Ha, but book not complete. You complete some jobs, I give you more pages.