Compost mound/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Compost mound: Oi've gotta braand new comboine 'aarvester!
 * Player: A what?
 * Compost mound: Well, it's a flat bit a metal wi' a 'andle that I can use ta 'aarvest all combintions o' plaants.
 * Player: You mean a spade?
 * Compost: Aye, 'aat'll be it.


 * Conversation 2
 * Compost: What we be doin' 'ere, zur?
 * Player: Oh, I have a few things to take care of here, is all.
 * Compost: Aye, right ye are, zur. Oi'll be roight there.


 * Conversation 3
 * Compost mound: Errr...are ye gonna eat that?
 * Player: Eat what?
 * Compost mound: Y've got summat on yer, goin' wastin'.
 * Player: Ewwww!
 * Compost mound: So ye don' want it then?
 * Player: No I do not want it! Nor do I want to put my boot in your mouth for you to clean it off.
 * Compost mound: An' why not?
 * Player: It'll likely come out dirtier than when I put it in!


 * Conversation 4
 * Compost mound: Sigh...
 * Player: What's the matter?
 * Compost mound: Oi'm not 'appy carryin' round these young'uns where we're going.
 * Player: Young'uns? Oh, the buckets of compost! Well, those wooden containers will keep them safe.
 * Compost: 'Aah, that be a mighty good point, zur.


 * Conversation 5
 * Compost mound: Oi wus just a-wonderin'...
 * Player: Oh! What have you been eating! Your breath is making my eyes water!
 * Compost mound: Oi! Oi'm 'urt by thaat.
 * Player: Sorry.
 * Compost mound: Oi mean, oi even et some mints earlier.
 * Player: You did?
 * Compost mound: 'At's roight. Oi found some mint plaants in a big pile o' muck, and oi 'ad 'em fer me breakfast.
 * Player: The mystery resolves itself.