Honey badger/dialogue

Conversation 1
 * Honey badger: *An outpouring of sanity-straining abuse*
 * Player: Why do I talk to you again?

Conversation 2
 * Honey badger: *An outpouring of spittal-flecked insults.*
 * Player: Why do I talk to you again?

Conversation 3
 * Honey badger: *A lambasting of visibly illustrated obscenities.*
 * Player: Why do I talk to you again?

Conversation 4
 * Honey badger: *A tirade of biologically questionable threats*
 * Player: Why do I talk to you again?

Conversation 5
 * Honey badger: *A stream of eye-watering crudities*
 * Player: Why do I talk to you again?

Or a few other variations of the above dialogues.