Minitrice/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: What are you, exactly?
 * Minitrice: I minitrice.
 * Player: And what's a minitrice?
 * Minitrice: Fearsome creature that kill with single glance!
 * Player: Is that so? Then why do you look like a feathered frog?
 * Minitrice: ...

Conversation 2

 * Minitrice: You deaded me!
 * Player: Okay, okay, let's leave all that in the past.
 * Minitrice: But you deaded me!
 * Player: It was an accident.
 * Minitrice: No accident; you deaded me on purpose!
 * Player: Uh-huh. What can I do to make up for it?
 * Minitrice: Nothing. I get payback, I'll dead you!
 * Player: Riiight. You're just a baby. Give it your best shot.
 * Minitrice: **Stares hard**
 * Player: ...
 * Minitrice: ...
 * Player: Oh, no! My eyes are burning!
 * Minitrice: Mwa-ha-ha! Me told you I dead you!
 * Player: And I told you that you're just a baby. I can't believe you fell for that!

Conversation 3

 * Minitrice: Me kill you.
 * Player: Yes, yes, I know.
 * Minitrice: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but me kill you.
 * Player: I await the day.
 * Minitrice: We understand each other, hooman. Now, when's dinner time?
 * Player: You're very hard to love, you know that?