Gnome child/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: I have a riddle for you.
 * Player: OK.
 * Gnome child: A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day is fully grown on the following Sunday. On what day is it half grown?
 * Player: Wednesday
 * Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
 * Player: Thursday
 * Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
 * Player: Friday
 * Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
 * Player: Saturday
 * Gnome child: Correct. You can go now.
 * Player: I don't know.
 * Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!

Conversation 2

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: To be or not to be.
 * Player: Hey I know that. Where's it from?
 * Gnome child: Existentialism for insects.

Conversation 3

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life's worthwhile!
 * Player: Sweet.

Conversation 4

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: I wrote a few children's books.
 * Player: Really.
 * Gnome child: Yep... but not on purpose!

Conversation 5

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: The human mind is a tremendous thing.

Conversation 6

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: Bla bla bla!
 * Player: What?
 * Gnome child: Bla bla bla!
 * Rude little gnome!

Conversation 7

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
 * Player: Thanks for the quote.

Conversation 8

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: Nice weather we're having today.
 * Gnome child: But then it doesn't tend to rain much around here.

Conversation 9

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: Hardy, ha ha! Hee, hee hee!
 * Player: Are you OK?
 * Gnome child: I'm a little tree gnome. That is me!
 * Player: I've heard better.

Conversation 10

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: I have a riddle for you.
 * Player: OK.
 * Gnome child: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
 * Player: Err...?
 * Player: Erm...not sure...annoying.
 * Gnome child: I'm 'e'! Hee hee! Do you get it?

Conversation 11

 * Player: Hello.
 * Gnome child: I worship Guthix, the god of balance.
 * Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination.

Conversation 12

 * Player: Hello.
 * Player: Hello, are you alright?
 * Gnome child: Not really, I just saw a man with a wooden leg.
 * Player: So?!
 * Gnome child: He had a real foot!

Conversation 13

 * Player: Hello.
 * Player: What are you doing?
 * Gnome child: I'm making wine out of raisins.
 * Player: Why?
 * Gnome child: So I don't have to wait for it to age.
 * Gnome child: Hee hee!

Conversation 1

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: She loves me!
 * Player: Really.
 * Gnome child: She does I tell you. She really loves me!

Conversation 2

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Hello.
 * Player: Are you alright?
 * Gnome child: I just want something to happen!
 * Player: Like what?
 * Gnome child: Something, anything, I don't know what!

Conversation 3

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation!
 * Player: True.

Conversation 4

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Hello. Why are you so tall?
 * Player: Um... I've always been this height.
 * Gnome child: Maybe you should eat more worms.

Conversation 5

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Low.
 * Player: What?
 * Gnome child: When?
 * Player: Cheeky!
 * Gnome child: Hee hee!

Conversation 6

 * Player: Hi.
 * The gnome is praying.
 * Gnome child: Guthix's angels fly so high as to be beyond our sight but they are always looking down upon us.

Conversation 7

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Hello, would you like a worm?
 * Player: Erm... OK.
 * The gnome gives you a worm
 * Player: Thanks.
 * Gnome child: In the gnome village those who are needy receive what they need, and those who are able give what they can.

Conversation 8

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Dimensionality is a function of consciousness.
 * Player: What?
 * Gnome child: That's all you need to know.

Conversation 9

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: I've been thinking.
 * Player: OK.
 * Gnome child: Surely, if you're scared to die...
 * Gnome child: ...you're not living, right?
 * Player: Maybe!

Conversation 10

 * Player: Hi.
 * Player: How are you?
 * Gnome child: A warning traveller! The new world will rise from the underground!
 * Player: What do you mean, underground?
 * Gnome child: Just a warning!

Conversation 11

 * Player: Hi.
 * Gnome child: Some advice traveller. We can walk, run, row or fly but never lose sight of the reason for the journey or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way.
 * Player: I like that.

Conversation 12

 * Player: Hi.
 * Player: You look happy.
 * Gnome child: I'm always at peace with myself.
 * Player: How do you manage that?
 * Gnome child: I know, therefore I am.

Conversation 13

 * Player: Hi.
 * The gnome appears to be singing.
 * Gnome child: Oh baby, oh my sweet.
 * Player: Are you talking to me?
 * Gnome child: No, I'm just singing.
 * Gnome child: I'm gonna sweep you off your feet.

Conversation 1

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Hey big man, watch where you're standing.
 * Gnome child: I wouldn't want to make a mess of your shoes.

Conversation 2

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Have you seen our big tree?
 * Player: Yes I have!
 * Gnome child: It's not small!

Conversation 3

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: You are the contained centre of an O.
 * Player: Pardon?
 * Gnome child: While me, I'm much more. I am the pyramidic containment of an A.
 * Player: You're strange.

Conversation 4

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: I'm trying to make a comeback!
 * Player: Really?
 * Gnome child: It's hard when you haven't been anywhere.

Conversation 5

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Aaaaarrggghh... humans! Run for your lives!
 * The gnome backs away

Conversation 6

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Hello brave adventurer. A warrior like you should go a long way.
 * Player: Thanks.
 * Gnome child: The further, the better! Hee hee!

Conversation 7

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Es ataris eto meriz ip prit es gutus!
 * Player: Pardon?
 * Gnome child: Es ataris eto meriz ip prit es gutus!

Conversation 8

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Oh hello.
 * Player: How are you?
 * Gnome child: Not great, it's just... well... people just don't seem to take me seriously!

Conversation 9

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: How are you?
 * Player: I'm fine thanks.

Conversation 10

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Why don't you make like a tree...
 * Gnome child: ...and leave!
 * Player: Funny!
 * Gnome child: Hee hee!

Conversation 11

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: Top of the morning to you.
 * Player: Thanks.
 * Gnome child: And bottom of the afternoon.

Conversation 12

 * Player: Hi there.
 * Gnome child: The only thing that is constant...
 * Gnome child: ...is change!