Drunken Dwarf/dialogue

King Drunken Dwarf III

 * King Drunken Dwarf III: Wahay, matey!
 * Player: *You're* the rightful king?
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: That's what whatsername says! Could have been anyone...*hic*... turns out it was me!
 * Player: You were crowned 'King Drunken Dwarf'?
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: Well whatsername used my name, I think, but I got totally sloshed at the post-coronation party and I can't remember it.
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: So I've asked everyone to call me 'King Drunken Dwarf'!
 * Player: I could restore your memory using the memory wand. With memory wand in inventory
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: The memory what? Oh yes! The thingy you used on the ogre. Whatsername told me about it.
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: Sure, why not!
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: ...
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: Well, have you used it yet? Any time you're ready.
 * Player: I did use it. Didn't anything happen?
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: No, mate! Not that I remember!
 * King Drunken Dwarf III: I guess this means no one magically tampered with my memories. If I can't remember things, it's just because I'm a bit drunk!
 * Player: Goodbye.