Barker toad/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Barker toad: Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I shall swallow this fly!
 * Player: Seen it.
 * Barker toad: Ah, but last time was the frog...on fire?
 * Player: No! That would be a good trick.
 * Barker toad: Well, it won't be this time either.
 * Player: Awwwww...


 * Conversation 2
 * Barker toad: Roll up, roll up, roll up! See the greatest show on Gielinor!
 * Player: Where?
 * Barker toad: Well, it's kind of...you.
 * Player: Me?
 * Barker toad: Roll up, roll up, roll up! See the greatest freakshow on Gielinor!
 * Player: Don't make me smack you, slimy.


 * Conversation 3
 * Barker toad: We need to set up the big top somewhere near here. The locals look friendly enough.
 * Player: Are you kidding?
 * Barker toad: Your problem is that you never see opportunities.


 * Conversation 4
 * Barker toad: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! (*Burp!*)
 * Player: That's disgusting behaviour!
 * Barker toad: Braap craaaaawk craaaawk. (That, my dear boy, was my world-renowned belching.)
 * Player: I got that part. Why are you so happy about it?
 * Barker toad: Braaaaaaap craaaaaawk craaaaaaaawk. (My displays have bedazzled the crowned heads of Gielinor.)
 * Player: I'd give you a standing ovation, but I have my hands full.


 * Conversation 5 (when loaded with a cannonball)
 * Barker toad: Mumblemumblegrumblemumble... (*Inaudible mumbles*)
 * Player: Well, that cannonball seems to have shut him up!


 * Conversation 6 (while holding a swamp toad in inventory)
 * Barker toad: Bwaaarp graaaawk? (What's that croaking in your inventory?)
 * Player: Ah, you mean that toad?
 * Player: Oh, I'm guessing you're not going to like me carrying a toad about.
 * Barker toad: Craaawk, croak. (I might not be all that happy, no.)
 * Player: I'm not going to eat it.
 * Barker toad: Craaaaawk braaap croak. (Weeeeell, I'd hope not! Reminds me of my mama toad. She was inflated and fed to a jubbly, you know. A sad, demeaning way to die.)