Beaver/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Beaver: Vot are you doing 'ere when we could be logging and building mighty dams, alors?
 * Player: Why would I want to build a dam again?
 * Beaver: Why vouldn't you want to build a dam again?
 * Player: I can't argue with that logic.


 * Conversation 2
 * Beaver: Pardonnez-moi - you call yourself a lumberjack?
 * Player: No
 * Beaver: Carry on zen.


 * Conversation 3
 * Beaver: Paul Bunyan 'as nothing on moi!
 * Player: Except several feet in height, a better beard, and opposable thumbs.
 * Beaver: What was zat?
 * Player: Nothing.
 * Conversation 4
 * Beaver: Zis is a fine day make some lumber.
 * Player: That it is!
 * Beaver: So why are you talking to moi? Get chopping!


 * Conversation 5 (If the player has logs in their inventory.)
 * Beaver: 'Ere, you 'ave ze logs, now form zem into a mighty dam!
 * Player: Well, I was thinking of burning, selling, or fletching them.
 * Beaver: Sacre bleu! Such a waste.