Pig (pet)/dialogue

Dialogue 1

Pig: Snort, oink oink oink snort? (How come I can't do fancy things like the other pigs?)

Player: The tunnel we trained you in wasn't fully working when we put you through it.

Pig: Oink, oink-oink snort? (So I'm not good enough?)

Player: That's not it. You're the first try. A prototype.

Pig: Oink snort? (Like Robochop?)

Player: Never heard of him, but I suppose so.

Dialogue 2

Pig: Oink oink snort? (Whut?)

Player: What?

Pig: Oink. Oink oink snort? (No. I asked you 'whut'?)

Player: I meant what did you mean by 'whut'?

Pig: Oink oink snort? (Whut?)

Player: I think this conversation could go on a while.

Dialogue 3

Pig: Oink oink? (What now?)

Player: I have a few things to do then we can rest.

Pig: Oink oink snort? Snort grunt grunt. (Whut? I want to rest now.)

Player: Well you can't, so I guess you'll have to keep going.

Pig: Oink oink snuffle grunt... (Fine, but if you collapse I'm going to eat you.)

Player: You know, now might be a good time for a break after all.

Dialogue 4

Pig: Oink oink oink. (I bet gnomes taste good.)

Player: What?

Pig: Oink oink snort? Oink oink snuffle. (Whut? I just bet they taste good.)

Player: I don't think you can just say things like that.

Pig: Snuffle? Oink-oink-oink? (Why? Do people not like gnomes?)

Player: Not for dinner.

Dialogue 5 (with bones in inventory)

Pig: Snort snort grunt oink (Can I have some of those tasty, crunchy bones?)

Player: Why would you want them? And how do you know bones are tasty?

Pig: Oink oink snort oink. (I remember eating lots of them when I was little.)

Player: I wonder where you got them from.