Tiny Zemouregal (pet)/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Tiny Zemouregal: WHERE TINY ENAKHRA?
 * Player: Why do you ask, Tiny Zemo?
 * Tiny Zemouregal: ER, NOTHING.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: ...
 * Player: Aww.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: SHUT UP!

Conversation 2

 * Tiny Zemouregal: WANT BREW!
 * Player: I don't think that stuff is good for you, Tiny Zemo.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: AWW, BUT ME WANT!
 * Player: I'll think about it.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

Conversation 3

 * Tiny Zemouregal: I WANT TINY GARGOYLE. CAN I HAVE?

Conversation 4

 * Tiny Zemouregal: ME SLEEPY. CAN I GO LAND OF DREAMS?

Conversation 5

 * Tiny Zemouregal: BIG ZEMO, STUPID FACE.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: HE DEAD NOW, YOU ARE ACE.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: TINY ZEMO HAVE A SING.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: THEN DRINK BREW AND EAT PUDDING!

Conversation 6

 * Tiny Zemouregal: ARGH!
 * Player: I'm not going through this again.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: ARGH!
 * Player: Seriously, stop it!
 * Tiny Zemouregal: ARGH!
 * Player: ARGH!
 * Tiny Zemouregal: NO NEED SHOUT! YOU SCARY.

Conversation 7

 * Tiny Zemouregal: I TINY ZEMO! I AMAZING!

Conversation 8

 * Tiny Zemouregal: CAN I HAVE PUDDING?
 * Player: Only if you eat all your vegetables, like a good tiny Mahjarrat.
 * Tiny Zemouregal: NO FAIR! VEGGIES ARE YUCKY!
 * Tiny Zemouregal: PUDDING IS MY DESTINY!

Historical conversations
Prior to the update on 30th March 2015, the Tiny Zemouregal would say one of the following conversations

Conversation 1

 * Where is Tiny Enakhra? I have a proposition for her.

Conversation 2

 * You pathetic human wretch!

Conversation 3

 * Where is that useless Tiny Sharathteerk when you need him?

Conversation 5

 * I'm sleepy can I go to the Land of Dreams?

Conversation 6

 * Free me, or I will set Tiny Arrav on to you!

Conversation 7

 * The Shield of Arrav is MINE! Well, the tiny one is anyway.

Conversation 8

 * Varrock shall be mine!

Conversation 9

 * I am Tiny Zemouregal. I am amazing.