The Kendal/dialogue


 * Player: Errr... hello?
 * The Kendal: Who dares to disturb my slumber?
 * It's just me, no one special.
 * Player: It's just me, , no one special.
 * The Kendal: Have you come, then, to pay your respects?
 * Player: How... exactly do I do that?
 * The Kendal: With your blood, mortal!
 * Time to go!
 * Player: Time to go, see you later!
 * The Kendal: Go now, mortal, but I'll be watching you!
 * You mean a sacrifice?
 * Player: You mean a sacrifice? Are you some kind of god?
 * The Kendal: I am the guardian of the mountain, the god of the northern lands. I move the earth and control the skies. I am the Kendal!
 * I seek your advice, oh great one!
 * Player: I seek your advice, oh great one! I seek the cowardly murderer of a young lady of a nearby clan of mountain people. Do you know where I can find this person?
 * The Kendal: Dialogue missing
 * You look like you escaped from a fairground!
 * Player: You look like you escaped from a fairground!
 * The Kendal: I would not say such things if I were you, mortal!
 * You look like a man in a bearsuit!
 * Player: You look like a man in a bearsuit!
 * The Kendal: What did you say, mortal?
 * Player: I said, you look like a man wearing a bearsuit!
 * The Kendal: How did you figure that out? How did you know?
 * Player: I just said you looked like a man wearing a bearsuit, I didn't know you were! So what are you doing here, pretending to be a god?
 * The Kendal: Ah, the people that live in the mountains here, they are a superstitious lot. They fear few things, but magic and gods they're scared to death of. So I took on the guise of one of their legends. It's a good way of being left alone.
 * Player: And do you leave them alone as well?
 * The Kendal: Ah, you're referring to the skeletons you see here? Yes, I did. Most of the time, at least. When there was no troll to be ambushed, and I had to eat...
 * Player: Did you kill a young lady, by the lake? Just recently?
 * The Kendal: Recently? Oh no, the entrance you came through has been blocked off for a good many years now. I've only seen trolls and the occasional stray dwarf since then, until you came along. But yes, more than ten years ago, I did kill someone like that.
 * Oh, never mind then, that can't be right.
 * Player: Oh, never mind then, that can't be the person I'm looking for. I'll be off.
 * Can I see that corpse?
 * Player: Can I see that corpse? I'd like to make sure of something.
 * The Kendal: She is just over there, in the centre, with the dress. I did not eat her after I killed her, she was too beautiful for that. I felt sorry for killing her, but by then it was already too late.
 * Player: Yes, she does match the description I was given, it is her after all!
 * Hand the body over to me!
 * Player: I demand that you hand the body over to me! I must return them to her father!
 * The Kendal: You demand nothing! You may have uncovered my disguise, but my claws can still tear you apart at will! I will not allow you to leave!
 * I humbly request to be given the remains.
 * Player: I humbly request to be given the remains, so I can return them to her father.
 * The Kendal: I cannot do that. If they knew I wasn't a god, and if her father knew I killed his daughter, the whole tribe would come in here at once and I'd be finished.
 * I will kill you myself!
 * Never mind then, I'd better leave.
 * Player: Never mind then, I'd better leave.
 * The Kendal: I'm afraid I can't let you leave either. You cannot tell anyone about me.
 * I think you're completely mad!
 * Player: I think you're completely mad, walking around in your silly bearsuit, killing innocent people!
 * The Kendal: And how is that very much different from you, walking around in silly suits of armour, killing everything that moves?
 * Player: Never mind.
 * It's me, of whom many legends are sung.
 * Player: It's , of whom many legends are sung.
 * The Kendal: You are brave, to come into my cave and say a thing like that!
 * Slumber? You don't seem to be sleeping.
 * Player: Slumber? You don't seem to be sleeping.
 * The Kendal: Do not mock me, mortal!
 * If attempting to take the nearby Corpse of woman
 * The Kendal: I did not give you permission to touch that, mortal!