Kalphite Grublet/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Kalphite Grublet: One is not amused by your chitter chatter.
 * Player: Well maybe 'one' should relax a bit!
 * Kalphite Grublet: One cannot relax! One is queen!
 * Player: I've told you, you're not a queen yet!
 * Player: And stop referring to yourself as 'one'!
 * Kalphite Grublet: One's royal highness does not approve of your attitude!

Conversation 2

 * Kalphite Grublet: How dare you speak to me? I am royalty!
 * Player: Not yet! You're just a grub!
 * Kalphite Grublet: Such insolence!
 * Kalphite Grublet: Just you wait until my soldiers hear of this!
 * Player: I'm very scared.

Conversation 3

 * Kalphite Grublet: Where are your servants, ?
 * Player: I don't have them.
 * Kalphite Grublet: No servants? How on earth do you survive?
 * Kalphite Grublet: How do you feed yourself?
 * Player: Well, there are a few ways. You could fish, or kill creatures for meat...
 * Kalphite Grublet: Kill innocent creatures? You're a barbarian!
 * Player: Actually the barbarians live in a village just... You know what? Never mind.

At the Kalphite Hive

 * Kalphite Grublet: Ah, , What do you think of my palace? Grand, isn't it?
 * Player: Oh yeah... it's great. I love what you've done with the place.
 * Player: The mud in particular is really top quality. Great mud.

Conversation 1

 * Player: What's it like being a kalphite?
 * Kalphite Grublet: It's okay, I suppose. I do have a lot of competition with my brothers and sisters, though.
 * Player: Yeah?
 * Kalphite Grublet: Yeah, there are 5000 of them.
 * Player: Wow! That's a lot of siblings!
 * Kalphite Grublet: It was 5001, before we lost poor Jimmy.

Conversation 2

 * Kalphite Grublet: This is great, ! I love exploring!
 * Player: I'm glad.
 * Player: You're not at all how I would imagine a queen to be.
 * Kalphite Grublet: No way! Being a queen is boring!
 * Kalphite Grublet: My sister is the queenly one. She's so grumpy!

Conversation 3

 * Kalphite Grublet: So you're a 'human'?
 * Kalphite Grublet: And we're on 'Gielinor'...
 * Player: Yep. What's with all the questions?
 * Kalphite Grublet: Oh, I'm just making sure I understand everything.
 * Kalphite Grublet: The other kalphites aren't very bright, so I like to learn what I can.

At the Kalphite Hive

 * Kalphite Grublet: Oh hey we're home! Hi guys!
 * Kalphite Grublet: Wait... I don't see any familiar kalphites. Everyone looks different.
 * Kalphite Grublet: What are we here to do, anyway?
 * Player: Just visiting.