Geoff/dialogue


 * Player: Hello there!
 * Geoff: Geoff's busy.
 * What do you do here?
 * Player: What do you do here?
 * Geoff: Fletch.
 * Player: Anything else?
 * Geoff: Sit.
 * Player: Uh-huh.
 * Geoff: Think.
 * Player: Yeah.
 * Geoff: Plot my revenge...
 * Player: What was that last one?
 * Geoff: Think.
 * Player: Oh, okay.
 * Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
 * Player: Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
 * Geoff: Nope.
 * Player: Fair enough.
 * Geoff: So, what do you want with Geoff?
 * Player: You did it again!
 * Geoff: Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.
 * Player: But you do it all the time!
 * Geoff: You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.
 * Player: My brain hurts.
 * What do you think of Sparky?
 * Player: What do you think of Sparky?
 * Geoff: Poor little fella.
 * Player: What happened?
 * Geoff: It was an accident at the Ranging Guild. Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his... ...life. Waaaaaaa!
 * Player: Steady on now-
 * Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Player: Stiff upper lip, old chap.
 * Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Player: Well...er...have a nice day.
 * Why are you so mopey?
 * Player: Why are you so mopey?
 * Geoff: You think Geoff's mopey?
 * Player: Yeah, why so sad?
 * Geoff: Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.
 * Player: But why not be happy like me?
 * Geoff: Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?
 * Player: Yup, pretty sure!
 * Geoff: Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?
 * Player: Erm, I think I have to go now.
 * Geoff: Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?
 * Player: Yes!