Bloated leech/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Bloated leech: I'm afraid it's going to have to come off, Player Name.
 * Player: What is?
 * Bloated leech: Never mind. Trust me, I'm almost a doctor.
 * Player: I think I'll get a second opinion.


 * Conversation 2
 * Bloated leech: You're in a critical condition.
 * Player: Is it terminal?
 * Bloated leech: Not yet. Let me get a better look and I'll see what I can do about it.
 * Player: There are two ways to take that...and I think I'll err on the side of caution.
 * Conversation 3
 * Bloated leech: Let's get a look at that brain of yours.
 * Player: What? My brains stay inside my head, thanks.
 * Bloated leech: That's ok, I can just drill a hole.
 * Player: How about you don't and pretend you did?
 * Conversation 4
 * Bloated leech: I think we're going to need to operate.
 * Player: I think we can skip that for now.
 * Bloated leech: Who's the doctor here?
 * Player: Not you.
 * Bloated leech: I may not be a doctor, but I'm keen. Does that not count?
 * Player: In most other fields, yes; in medicine, no.