Geyser titan/dialogue

Conversation 1
Geyser titan: Did you know a snail can sleep up to three years?

Player: I wish I could do that. Ah...sleep.

Conversation 2
Geyser titan: Did you know that in one feeding a mosquito can absorb one-and-a-half times its own body weight in blood?

Player: Eugh.

Conversation 3
Geyser titan: Did you know that RuneScape gets 100 tons heavier every day, due to dust falling from space?

Player: What a fascinating fact.

Conversation 4
Geyser titan: Hey mate, how are you?

Player: Not so bad.

Geyser titan: Did you know that during the average human life-span the heart will beat approximately 2.5 billion times?

Player: Wow, that is a lot of non-stop work!

Conversation 1
Geyser titan: Over the course of their lifetime a shark may grow and use 20,000 teeth.

Player: Wow! That is a whole load of teeth. I wonder what the Tooth Fairy would give for those?

Conversation 2
Geyser titan: Unlike most animals, both the shark's upper and lower jaws move when they bite.

Player: Really?

Geyser titan: Yup. Chomp chomp.

Conversation 3
Geyser titan: Did you know that sharks have the most powerful jaws of any animal on the planet?

Player: No, I didn't.

Geyser titan: Full of facts, me.

Conversation 4
Geyser titan: Did you know that sharks normally eat alone?

Player: I see.

Geyser titan: Sometimes one feeding shark attracts others and they all try and get a piece of the prey.

Geyser titan: They take a bite at anything in their way and may even bite each other!

Player: Ouch!