Oracle/dialogue

General

 * Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
 * Oracle: possible responses:
 * A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.
 * An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.
 * A woodchuck does not chuck wood.
 * Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders.
 * Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.
 * Capes are always in fashion!
 * The chicken came before the egg.
 * The decrepit man is in your head; his prison in his own.
 * Do not fear the dragons...fear their kin.
 * Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by it's grammar and, punctuation.
 * Everyone you know will one day be dead.
 * The final dream will reach its full potential.
 * The goblins will never make up their minds on their own.
 * The God Wars are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.
 * The great snake of Guthix guards more than she knows.
 * Help wanted? Enquire within.
 * He who uses the power of custard mixes it with his tears.
 * If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.
 * If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, who gets the experience?
 * Imagine you look like a goblin.
 * Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...
 * It's not you; it's me.
 * Jas left a stone behind.
 * The last shall become the first.
 * The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
 * Many secrets are buried under this land.
 * Nothing like a tasty fish.
 * Pies...they're great, aren't they?
 * She who was chosen may be chosen again.
 * Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.
 * The sun will shine before the daughter.
 * Templates are a source of great sorrow.
 * There are no crisps at the party.
 * There's going to be a montage.
 * They say that ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.
 * Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.
 * When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.
 * Who guards the guardsmen?
 * Your chins will have many more uses.
 * Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.
 * No. I'm not in the mood.

After obtaining the Ice Mountain Elder Chronicle

 * Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
 * Oracle: Wen the cold wind blows.
 * Player: Don't you mean 'when'?
 * Oracle: Who?
 * Player: No, when.
 * Oracle: At the end of things.
 * Player: What? I'm lost.
 * Oracle: As are we all.
 * Player: Never mind.
 * Player: You know, I preferred your older prophecies.
 * Oracle: Would you like to hear one?
 * Hear an older prophecy?
 * Yes.''
 * See above
 * No, I'm not in the mood.