Evil Bob/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Player: Let me out of here!
 * Evil Bob: I will never let you go, Player!
 * Player: Why not?
 * Evil Bob: Uhm... Because I say so! And, also because I can never have enough servants! Now catch me some fish, I'm hungry.
 * Player: What fish, where?
 * Evil Bob: Talk to my other servants and hurry it up!


 * Conversation 2
 * Player: Let me out of here!
 * Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
 * Player: What's it all about?
 * Evil Bob: Sit down and I'll tell you. It's a question of servant shortage.
 * Player: Go on.
 * Evil Bob: You are a skilled worker. A human like you is worth a great deal as a slave.
 * Player: A slave? I will have nothing to do with you. Is that clear? Absolutely nothing.
 * Evil Bob: Now, be reasonable, little human. It's just a matter of time before you do everything I ask of you. Play along and this could be a very nice place.
 * Player: I will not make any deals with you. I'm a human. I will not be pushed, numbered, meowed at, teleported or enslaved. My life is my own.
 * Evil Bob: Is it?
 * Player: Yes. You won't hold me.
 * Evil Bob: Won't I? Let me assure you that there's no way out. Just ask my servants.


 * Conversation 3
 * Player: Let me out of here!
 * Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
 * Player: How is it possible that you're talking?
 * Evil Bob: How is it possible that you're not meowing?
 * Player: Meowing? Why would I be meowing?
 * Evil Bob: Most humans do; that's why I'm wearing this Amulet of Manspeak. I do try to train my staff in civilised speech. Ah, but I suppose things are slightly different in your world. What a dreadful place that must be.
 * Player: I think I'm getting a headache...


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: Let me out of here!
 * Evil Bob: I will never let you go, Player!
 * Player: What did you do to Bob?
 * Evil Bob: Bob? I am Bob! Oh, you mean the Bob in your world? Nothing. I am the incarnation of Bob here on ScapeRune.
 * Player: What, you mean this is...like some kind of mirror land?
 * Evil Bob: Something like that. Somewhere, in ScapeRune, there must be a human servant called Player. But you work just as well for me. Now get to work, human. Fish for me!