Moss titan/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Moss titan: Oh, look! A bug!
 * Player: It's quite a large bug.
 * Moss titan: He's so cute! I wanna keep him.
 * Player: Well, be careful.
 * Moss titan: I'm gonna call him Buggie and I'm gonna keep him in a box.
 * Player: Don't get overexcited.
 * Moss titan: I'm gonna feed him and we're gonna be so happy together!
 * The Moss titan begins to bounce up and down.
 * Moss titan: Aww...Buggie went squish.
 * Player: Sigh.


 * Conversation 2
 * Moss titan: When you stamp on 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: When you punch 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: When you push 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: Squish squish squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: When you touch 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: When you talk to 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: When you poke 'em, humies go squish.
 * Player: ...
 * Moss titan: Squish squish squish.
 * Player: You have problems, you know that. Come on, we have got stuff to do.


 * Conversation 3
 * Moss titan: Stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy, I've got big feet.
 * Player: Are you quite finished?
 * Moss titan: Stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy, I've got big hands.
 * Player: Done yet?
 * Moss titan: Stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy, I've got big chest.
 * Player: Done yet?
 * Moss titan: Stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy stampy, I've got big hair.
 * Player: Oh, be quiet and come on.
 * Moss titan: ...


 * Conversation 4
 * Moss titan: What are we doing today?
 * Player: Let's just wait and see.
 * Moss titan: I want to do some squishing of tiny things!
 * Player: Preferably not me.
 * Moss titan: Even if only a little bit, like your foot or something?
 * Player: Um, no. I really don't fancy being squished today, thanks.
 * Moss titan: Awww...

Trivia

 * Conversation one seems to be based on the dialogue between George and Lennie in John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, when the mentally disabled Lennie always asks for Mice to pet but always ends up killing the mouse.