Lost City/Transcript

The Monk

 * Player: Why are all of you standing around here?
 * Monk: None of your business. Get lost.

The Archer

 * Player: Why are you guys hanging around here?
 * Archer: (ahem)... 'Guys'?
 * Player: Um... yeah, sorry about that. Why are you all standing around out here?
 * Archer: Well, that's really none of your business.

The Wizard

 * Player: Why are all of you standing around here?
 * Wizard: Hahaha, you dare talk to a mighty wizard such as myself? I bet you can't even cast Air Strike yet, amateur!
 * Player: ...You're an idiot.

The Leprechaun
If you haven't talked to the campers yet
 * Shamus: Hey! Yer big elephant! Don't go choppin' down me house, now!
 * Shamus: Ah, yer big elephant! Yer've caught me! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus, then?
 * Player: I'm not sure.
 * Shamus: Well, you'll have to be catchin' me again when yer are, elephant!
 * The leprechaun magically disappears.

The Warrior

 * Warrior: Hello there, traveler.
 * Option 1: Why are you camped out here?
 * Player: Why are you camped out here?
 * Skip to below
 * Option 2: Do you know any good adventurers I can go on?
 * Player: Do you know any good adventurers I can go on?
 * Warrior: Well, we're on an adventure right now. Mind you, this is OUR adventure and we don't want to share it - find your own!
 * Option 1: Please tell me.
 * Player: Please tell me?
 * Warrior: No.
 * Player: Please?
 * Warrior: No!
 * Player: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE???
 * Warrior: NO!
 * Option 2: I don't think you've found a good adventure at all!
 * Player: I don't think you've found a good adventure at all!
 * Warrior: Hah! Adventurers of our caliber don't just hang around in forests for fun, whelp!
 * Player: Oh really?
 * Player: Why are you camped out here?
 * Skip to below

Continuing
 * Warrior: We're looking for Zanaris...GAH! I mean we're not here for any particular reason at all.
 * Option 1: Who's Zanaris?
 * Player: Who's Zanaris?
 * Warrior: Ahahahaha! Zanaris isn't a person! It's a magical hidden city filled with treasures and rich... uh, nothing, it's nothing.
 * Option 1: If it's hidden, how are you planning to find it?
 * Player: If it's hidden, how are you planning to find it?
 * Warrior: Well, we don't want to tell anyone else about that, because we don't want anyone else sharing in all the glory and treasure.
 * Option 1: Please tell me.
 * Same as above
 * Option 1: Looks like you don't know either.
 * Player: Well, it looks to me like YOU don't know EITHER seeing as you're all just sat around here.
 * Warrior: Of course we know! We just haven't figured out which tree the stupid leprechaun's hiding in yet!
 * Warrior: GAH! I didn't mean to tell you that! Look, just forget I said anything okay?
 * Player: So a leprechaun knows where Zanaris is, eh?
 * Warrior: Ye... uh, no. No, not at all. And even if he did - which he doesn't - he DEFINETLY ISN'T hiding in some tree around here. Nope, definitely not. Honestly.
 * Player: Thanks for the help!
 * Warrior: Help, What help? I didn't help! Please don't say I did, I'll get in trouble!
 * Option 2: There's no such thing.
 * Player: There's no such thing!
 * Warrior: When we've found Zanaris, you'll... GAH! I mean, we're not here for any particular reason at all.
 * Back to above
 * Option 2: What's Zanaris?
 * Player: What's Zanaris?
 * Warrior: I don't think we want other people competing with us to find it. Forget I said anything.
 * Option 3: What makes you think it's out here?
 * Player: What makes you think it's out here?
 * Warrior: Don't you know of the legends that tell of the magical city, hidden in the swam... Uh, no, you're right, we're wasting our time here.
 * Skip to "If it's hidden..."

The Monk

 * Player: Have you found the tree with the leprechaun yet?
 * Monk: No, we've looked for ages but haven't... Hey! Wait a minute! How did you know about that?
 * Player: Thanks for the information!
 * Monk: ...You tricked me. I'm not talking to you anymore.

The Archer

 * Player: So I hear theres a leprechaun around here who can show me the way to Zanaris?
 * Archer: ... W-what? How did you...?
 * Archer: No. You're wrong. Now go away.

The Wizard

 * Player: Found that leprechaun yet?
 * Wizard: Hahaha! Go away, amateur! You're not worthy of joining our great group!
 * Player: ...Right.

The Warrior

 * Player: So let me get this straight. I need to search the trees around here for a leprechaun. Then, when I find him, he will tell me where this 'Zanaris' is?
 * Warrior: What? How did you know that? Uh... I mean, no, no you're very wrong. Very wrong, and not right at all, and I definitely didn't tell you about that at all.

The Leprechaun

 * Shamus: Hey! Yer big elephant! Don't go choppin' down me house, now!
 * Shamus: Ah, yer big elephant! Yer've caught me! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus, then?
 * Player: I want to find Zanaris.
 * Shamus: Zanaris, is it now? Well, well, well... You'll be needing that funny little shed out there in the swamp, so you will.
 * Player: Shed? I thought Zanaris was a city.
 * Shamus: Aye, that it is!
 * Option 1: How does it fit in a shed, then?
 * Player:How does it fit in a shed, then?
 * Shamus: Ah, yer stupid elephant! The city isn't IN the shed! The doorway to the shed is a portal to Zanaris, so it is.
 * Player: So, I just walk into the shed and end up in Zanaris?
 * Skip to below
 * Option 2: I've been in that shed and I didn't see a city.
 * Player: I've been in that shed and I didn't see a city.
 * Continuing
 * Shamus: Oh, was I forgetting to say? Ya need to be carrying a dramen staff to be getting there! Otherwise, yer'll just be ending up in the shed.
 * Player: Where could I get such a staff?
 * Shamus: Dramen staves are crafted from branches of the dramen tree, so they are. I hear there's a dramen tree in a cave over on the island of Entrana.
 * Shamus: There would probably be a good place for an elephant like yer to look, I reckon.
 * Shamus: The monks are running a ship from Port Sarim to Entrana, so I hear. Did yer need a teleport over to Port Sarim?
 * Option 1: Yes, please, a teleport would be useful.
 * Player: Yes, please, a teleport would be useful.
 * Shamus: Right yer are. Hold on! Avach Sarimporto!
 * Option 2: No thanks, I'll get there on my own.
 * Player: No thanks, I'll get there on my own.
 * Shamus: Fine, have it yer way. I'm off!
 * The leprechaun magically disappears.

The Monk

 * Monk: I already told you. I'm not talking to you anymore.

The Archer

 * Player: So you didn't find the entrance to Zanaris yet, huh?
 * Archer: Don't tell me a novice like YOU has found it!
 * Player: Yep. Found it REALLY easily too.
 * Archer: ...I cannot believe that someone like you could find the portal when experienced adventurers such as ourselves could not.
 * Player: Believe what you want. Enjoy your little camp fire.

The Wizard

 * Wizard: Hahaha, you're such an amateur!
 * Wizard: Go and play with some cabbage, amateur!
 * Player: ...Right.

The Warrior

 * Player: Have you found anything yet?
 * Warrior: We're still searching for Zanaris... GAH! I mean we're not doing anything here at all.
 * Player: I haven't found it yet either.

Entrana

 * Cave Monk: Be carefull going in there! You are unarmed, and there is much evilness lurking down there! The evilness seems to block off our contact with our gods.
 * Cave Monk: so [sic] our prayers seem to have less effect down there. Oh, also, you won't be able to come back this way - This ladder only goes one way!
 * Cave Monk: The only exit from the cave below is a portal which is guarded by greater demons!
 * Option 1: I don't think I'm strong enough to enter then.
 * Player: I don't think I'm strong enough to enter then.
 * Option 2: Well, that is a risk I will have to take.
 * Player: Well, that is a risk I will have to take.
 * You climb down the ladder.

Tree spirit

 * Tree spirit: You must defeat me before touching the tree!
 * With the Tree Spirit defeated, you can now chop the tree.

If you have the requirements
 * You cut a branch from the Dramen tree.
 * You carve the branch into a staff.

If you skipped parts of the quest
 * The tree seems to have a ominous aura to it. You do not feel like chopping it down.

If you talked to the leprechaun before you enter Zanaris
 * Shamus: Hey! Yer big elephant! Don't go choppin' down me house, now!
 * Shamus: Ah, yer big elephant! Yer've caught me! What would an elephant like yer be wanting wid ol' Shamus, then?
 * Option 1: I'm not sure.
 * Player: I'm not sure.
 * Shamus: Ha! Look at yer! Look at the stupid elephant who tries to go catching a leprechaun when he don't even be knowing what he wants!
 * The leprechaun magically disappears
 * Option 2: How do I get to Zanaris again?
 * Player: How do I get to Zanaris again?
 * Shamus: Yer stupid elephant! I'll tell yer again! Yer need to be entering the shed in the middle of the swamp while holding a dramen staff. Yer can make the dramen staff
 * Shamus: from a dramen tree branch, and there's a dramen tree on Entrana. now leave me alone, yer great elephant.
 * The leprechaun magically disappears

Entering the toolshed
 * The world starts to shimmer...
 * Congratulations! Quest complete!

Postquest

 * Player: Hey, thanks for all the information. It REALLY helped me out in finding the lost city of Zanaris and all.
 * Warrior: Oh, please don't say that anymore! If the rest of my party knew I'd helped you, they'd probably throw me out and make me walk home by myself!
 * Warrior: So anyway, what have you found out? Where is the fabled Zanaris? Is it all the legends say it is?
 * Player: You know...I think I'll keep that to myself.