Spirit cockatrice/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Spirit cockatrice: Is this what you do for fun?
 * Player: Sometimes. Why, what do you do for fun?
 * Spirit cockatrice: I find things and glare at them until they die!
 * Player: Well...everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.


 * Conversation 2
 * Spirit cockatrice: You know, I think I might train as a hypnotist.
 * Player: Isn't that an odd profession for a cockatrice?
 * Spirit cockatrice: Not at all! I've already been practicing!
 * Player: Oh, really? How is that going?
 * Spirit cockatrice: Not good. I tell them to look in my eyes and that they are feeling sleepy.
 * Player: I think I can see where this is headed.
 * Spirit cockatrice: And then they just lie there and stop moving.
 * Player: I hate being right sometimes.


 * Conversation 3
 * Spirit cockatrice: Come on, lets have a staring contest!
 * Player: You win!
 * Spirit cockatrice: Yay! I win again!
 * Player: Oh, it's no contest alright.


 * Conversation 4
 * Spirit cockatrice: You know, sometimes I don't think we're good friends.
 * Player: What do you mean?
 * Spirit cockatrice: Well, you never make eye contact with me for a start.
 * Player: What happened the last time someone made eye contact with you?
 * Spirit cockatrice: Oh, I petrified them really good! Ooooh...okay, point taken.
 * Player: I'm glad we had this chat.


 * Conversation 5 (If the player has a mirror shield equipped.)
 * Spirit cockatrice: You know, I'm sensing some trust issues here.
 * Player: I'm not sure I know what you are talking about.
 * Spirit cockatrice: What are you holding?
 * Player: A mirror shield.
 * Spirit cockatrice: And what do those do?
 * Player: Mumblemumble...
 * Spirit cockatrice: What was that?
 * Player: It protects me from your gaze attack.
 * Spirit cockatrice: See! Why would you need one unless you didn't trust me?
 * Player: Who keeps demanding that we stop and have staring contests?
 * Spirit cockatrice: How about we drop this and call it even?
 * Player: Fine by me.