Obsidian golem/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Obsidian golem: Let us go forth and prove our strength, Master!
 * Player: Where would you like to prove it?
 * Obsidian golem: The caves of the TzHaar are filled with monsters for us to defeat, Master! TzTok-Jad shall quake in his slippers!
 * Player: Have you ever met TzTok-Jad?
 * Obsidian golem: Alas, Master, I have not. No Master has ever taken me to see him.


 * Conversation 2
 * Obsidian golem: How many foes have you defeated, Master?
 * Player: Quite a few, I should think.
 * Obsidian golem: Was your first foe as mighty as the volcano, Master?
 * Player: Um, not quite.
 * Obsidian golem: I am sure it must have been a deadly opponent, Master!
 * Player: *Cough* It might have been a chicken. *Cough*


 * Conversation 3
 * Obsidian golem: Master! We are truly a mighty duo!
 * Player: Do you think so?
 * Obsidian golem: Of course, Master! I am programmed to believe so.
 * Player: Do you do anything you're not programmed to?
 * Obsidian golem: No, Master.
 * Player: I guess that makes things simple for you...


 * Conversation 4
 * Obsidian golem: Do you ever doubt your programming, Master?
 * Player: I don't have programming. I can think about whatever I like.
 * Obsidian golem: What do you think about, Master?
 * Player: Oh, simple things: the sound of one hand clapping, where the gods come from...Simple things.
 * Obsidian golem: Paradox check = positive. Error. Reboot.


 * Conversation 5 (with Fire cape equipped or in inventory)
 * Obsidian golem: Truly, you are a powerful warrior, Master!
 * Player: I'm pleased you think so.
 * Obsidian golem: It is my duty to respect you, Master.
 * Player: Oh, So you're just saying that to make me happy...
 * Obsidian golem: I obey all orders, Master.

Trivia

 * In the first possible conversation, the Obsidian golem states it never met TzTok-Jad. This could be explained by the fact that familiars are not allowed into the TzHaar Fight Cave.
 * In the second possible conversation, the player states their first opponent they killed may have been a chicken, although in Tutorial Island, it is required that the player's first kill is a Giant Rat, and in Learning the Ropes, a Goblin.