A Clockwork Syringe/Quick guide

Starting out
For more information on how to defeat Barrelchest Mk II click here.
 * Go to your player-owned house portal, and attempt to enter your house.
 * Attempt to enter again and choose the "A Clockwork Syringe" option from your portal
 * Read the delivery note
 * Attempt to enter your house again and select the "A Clockwork Syringe" option once more.
 * Inspect the package.
 * Kill the level 84 Barrelchest Mk II.

Dealing with the delivery

 * Talk to the estate agent.
 * Speak to the zombie head.
 * Torture the head using all five options when they are available
 * When the zombie head reaches its maximum stress level talk to it.

Warning Bill Teach

 * Take the head to Bill Teach at the pub in Port Phasmatys.
 * Go to Mos Le'Harmless and head to Harpoon Joe's pub (the smaller of the two pubs on the island.)
 * Sit in the chair in the corner and ask Joe for a "Long Drop".
 * Talk to Bill and explain what happened.
 * Place the zombie head on the table and talk to him again.


 * Exit the basement and use the teleport scroll's option to travel to Braindeath Island.
 * Speak to Captain Braindeath and take a diving apparatus and a fishbowl helmet from him.

Finding the workers

 * Head west then north past 50% Luke towards the volcano until you reach the entrance to a resource dungeon.
 * Enter with your diving apparatus and fishbowl helmet equipped.
 * Go down all three paths and investigate the worker's bodies to discover their names. Do this for each of the three paths.
 * Tell Captain Braindeath the news.
 * Take the oath and receive the twiblick night special.
 * Teleport back to Mos Le'Harmless with the teleport scroll and head back to the basement in Joe's pub.
 * You give the Zombie head a makeover. You can select any of the makeover options.
 * Speak to Bill.

Getting into Bloodsplatter Isle

 * Return south to Bill's ship, talk to him, and use the "A Clockwork Syringe" option to begin your travel.
 * Speak to Bill.
 * Go down the ladders to the hull of the ship.
 * Search the gun locker.
 * Search the repair locker.
 * Take 3 powder from the barrel.
 * Take a barrel from the stack.
 * Use the gunpowder on the chain.
 * Smith the anvil.
 * Use your chain-with-cannonball on the barrel.
 * Go back up the ladder to the main deck. On the eastern cannon click 'Take-The-Ride Cannon' option to go to Bloodsplatter Isle.

Investigating Bloodsplatter Isle

 * Investigate the Perch Rock.
 * You must steer him around while dropping cannonballs on the barrelchests.
 * Leave the Isle and swim to Bill Teach on his ship, request to go to Bloodsplatter Isle.
 * Approach the yellow dots to the north of the factory.
 * Escape your cell and collect a surgical mask, roll of bandage, barrelchest parts, and a barrel from the stack.
 * Return to Bill by using the signalling point at the end of the dock where you arrived.
 * Get a disguise off Bill and have him send you back to the island.
 * Enter the compound and take 3 more barrels and 3 stacks of powder.
 * Change into the barrelchest disguise.

Collecting Evidence

 * Letter One: This is in the south-west room, sabotage the southern gas canister. 'Tell-joke' to each of the Dis-orderly and then brutalise each of them. Investigate the notice board.
 * Letter Two: Kill each of Grimterns in the western-most room. Investigate the notice board after killing them.
 * Letter Three: Talk to one of the Drunk zombies lying on the beds in the north-west room, then investigate the notice board.
 * Letter Four: Loosen each of the three undead arms, then investigate one of the arms, finally investigate the notice board.
 * Letter Five: Do not continue unless you have 300+ life points Use the three gunpowder on each of your three barrels, finish the three barrelchests in the final room. Detonate them and investigate the notice board.


 * Return back to Bill by signalling him from the dock.

Destroying the Factory Construction Line

 * Talk to Bill Teach onboard his ship.
 * Return to Bloodsplatter Isle and head to the eastern-most room.
 * Pull the lever to activate the three conveyor belts, and use the Bundle o' kegs on them until each of the conveyor belts explode.

Battle at Sea

 * Climb over the destroyed wall between the conveyor lines, and head east through the door opening to the docks. Descend the ladder.
 * Board the unoccupied zomboat and sink all the boats.
 * Go back to Joe's Pub basement to finish the quest.
 * Quest complete!