Iron minotaur/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Iron minotaur: All this walking about is making me angry.
 * Player: You seem to be quite happy about that.
 * Iron minotaur: Yeah! There's nothing like getting a good rage on and then working it out on some no-horns.
 * Player: I can't say I know what you mean.
 * Iron minotaur: Well I didn't think a no-horns like you would get it!


 * Conversation 2
 * Iron minotaur: Can you tell me why we're not fighting yet?
 * Player: Buck up; I'll find you something to hit soon.
 * Iron minotaur: You'd better, no-horns, because that round head of yours is looking mighty axeable.


 * Conversation 3
 * Iron minotaur: Hey, no-horns?
 * Player: Why do you keep calling me no-horns?
 * Iron minotaur: Do I really have to explain that?
 * Player: No, thinking about it is's pretty self-evident.
 * Iron minotaur: Glad we're on the same page, no-horns.
 * Player: So, what did you want?
 * Iron minotaur: I've forgotten, now. I'm sure it'll come to me later.


 * Conversation 4
 * Iron minotaur: Hey no-horns!
 * Player: Yes?
 * Iron minotaur: Oh, I don't have anything to say, I was just yelling at you.
 * Player: Why?
 * Iron minotaur: No reason. I do like to mess with the no-horns, though.


 * Conversation 5 (While the player wears certain helmets with horns (e.g. Guthan's helm))
 * Iron minotaur: ...
 * Player: What?
 * Iron minotaur: Are you having a laugh?
 * Player: I'm not sure I know what you_
 * Iron minotaur: Listen, no-horns, you have two choices: take off the horns yourself or I'll headbutt you until they fall off.
 * Player: Yessir.
 * Iron minotaur: Good, no-horns. Let's not have this conversation again.