San'tar spawnling/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Player: So you're Zamorakian, huh?
 * San'tar Spawnling: What else would I be? No other god can bring me the land of chaos I desire.
 * Player: Wouldn't you prefer something a bit...nicer?
 * San'tar Spawnling: What would you suggest?
 * Player: Oh I don't know, perhaps a nice cup of tea?
 * San'tar Spawnling: I am quite partial to a nice brew...
 * San'tar Spawnling: BUT CHAOS MUST REIGN!
 * Player: I think that's a good choice
 * San'tar Spawnling: I don't hate you as much as everything else, human.
 * San'tar Spawnling: When Zamorak reigns, I may consider sparing your life.

Conversation 2

 * Player: Did you change your name to sound like Santa Claus?
 * San'tar Spawnling: No! My name has nothing to do with HIM!
 * Player: Wow! Sorry to have asked! Why do you hate Santa so much?
 * San'tar Spawnling: He brings 'happiness' and 'merriness' to people. He makes people feel cheerful!
 * Player: Is that so bad?
 * San'tar Spawnling: YES!

Conversation 3

 * Player: That's a very nice hat, San'tar!
 * San'tar Spawnling: Do not mock me!
 * Player: Mock you? I wouldn't do such a thing!
 * San'tar Spawnling: Not if you know what is good for you.
 * Player: Yeah... I imagine you're very scary when you really get angry.
 * San'tar Spawnling: That's my secret: I'm always angry, so I'm ALWAYS scary.
 * Player: Of course you are.

Conversation 4:

 * San'tar Spawnling: What are we doing here?
 * Player: Oh, the usual.
 * San'tar Spawnling: These detours are seriously impeding my plans.
 * Player: Oh, what plans are those?
 * San'tar Spawnling: Well, I shouldn't tell you, but I suppose it won't do any harm. You can't stop us.
 * San'tar Spawnling: I must meet with my fellow demons to plan your impeding doom.
 * Player: Ok, we'll get to that when I'm done.

Using any item on San'tar

 * San'tar Spawnling: Your offering displeases me.