Stranger plant/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Stranger plant: I'M STRANGER PLANT!
 * Player: I know you are.
 * Stranger plant: I KNOW! I'M JUST SAYING!
 * Player: Do you have to shout like that all of the time?
 * Stranger plant: WHO'S SHOUTING?
 * Player: If this is you speaking normally, I'd hate to hear you shouting.
 * Stranger plant: OH, SNAP!


 * Conversation 2
 * Stranger plant: WILL WE HAVE TO BE HERE LONG?
 * Player: We'll be here until I am finished.
 * Stranger plant: BUT THERE'S NO DRAMA HERE!
 * Player: Well, how about you pretend to be an undercover agent.
 * Stranger plant: WONDERFUL! WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?
 * Player: You're trying to remain stealthy and secretive, while looking out for clues.
 * Stranger plant: I'LL JUST GET INTO CHARACTER! AHEM!
 * Stranger plant: PAPER! PAPER! VARROCK HERALD FOR SALE!
 * Player: What kind of spy yells loudly like that?
 * Stranger plant: ONE WHOSE COVER IDENTITY IS A PAPER-SELLER, OF COURSE!
 * Player: Ask a silly question...


 * Conversation 3
 * Stranger plant: DIIIIVE!
 * Player: What? Help! Why dive?
 * Stranger plant: OH, DON'T WORRY! I JUST LIKE TO YELL THAT FROM TIME TO TIME!
 * Player: Well, can you give me a little warning next time?
 * Stranger plant: WHAT, AND TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF LIFE?
 * Player: If by 'fun' you mean 'sudden heart attacks', then yes, please take them out of my life!


 * Conversation 4
 * Stranger plant: I THINK I'M WILTING!
 * Player: Do you need some water?
 * Stranger plant: DON'T BE SILLY! I CAN PULL THAT OUT OF THE GROUND!
 * Player: Then why are you wilting?
 * Stranger plant: IT'S SIMPLE: THERE'S A DISTINCT LACK OF DRAMA!
 * Player: Drama?
 * Stranger plant: YES, DRAMA!
 * Player: Okay...
 * Player: Let's see if we can find some for you.
 * Stranger plant: LEAD ON!