Cresbot/dialogue

Activation

 * The little robot begins to whirr, as if booting up.
 * Cresbot: System-start: Identifying-owner. Hello-.

Conversation 1

 * Player: What's it like being a robot, Cresbot?
 * Cresbot: Request-for-information-acknowledged. Answer: Cresbot-does-not-have-opinions. Cresbot-does-not-feel-emotions.
 * Player: No emotions? That sounds terrible!
 * Cresbot: Response: Yes. It-makes-Cresbot-very-sad.
 * Player: Uh...

Conversation 2

 * Cresbot: WARNING! WARNING!
 * Player: What's going on?
 * Cresbot: Cresbot-security-has-been-compromised! Self-destruct-sequence-initiated! Calculating-possible-escape-time-for-human...
 * Cresbot: Time-for-escape: 0.0000043-seconds. Good-luck.
 * Player: Oh no!
 * Cresbot: Goodbye-world!
 * Player: Noooooooooo!
 * Player: ...Nothing happened.
 * Cresbot: Team-adventure-sequence-ended. Cresbot-got-you-good. HA-HA-HA.

Conversation 3

 * Player: So Cresbot, how are you enjoying travelling with me?
 * Cresbot: Request-for-personal-reassurance-acknowledged. Answer: You-are-my-best-friend-INSERT-NAME-HERE.
 * Player: Thank you, I think.
 * Player: I'm enjoying your company too, Cresbot.
 * Cresbot: Compliment-acknowledged. Smug-mode-enabled.
 * Cresbot: Cresbot-certainly-excels-at-his-primary-function-of-companionship. Cresbot-is-the-best-robotic-
 * Cresbot: CRITICAL-ERROR! Self-confidence-matrix-calculation-exception! Cresbot-shutting-down.

Conversation 4

 * Player: So, what did Cres program you to do?
 * Cresbot: Request-for-information-acknowledged. Answer: Cresbot-is-multi-functional. Primary-mode: companionship. Secondary-mode: miniature-killing-machine. Additional-functions-are-available.
 * Player: Miniature killing machine mode? I'd like to see that!
 * Cresbot: Mode-change-initiated.
 * Cresbot: CRITICAL-ERROR! Mode-offline. Please-make-alternative-selection.
 * Player: Hmm...what about your additional functions then?
 * Cresbot: Request-for-information-acknowledged. Additional-functions-include: foot-massage, appointment-scheduling, armour-cleaning, long-walks-on-the-beach, stand-up-comedy. Continue?
 * Player: A foot massage sounds lovely.
 * Cresbot: Mode-change-initiated. Massage-pads-warming.
 * Cresbot: CRITICAL-ERROR! Massage-pad-meltdown. Caution: risk-of-death-if-continued.
 * Player: Let's try something else then... what about some comedy?
 * Cresbot: Mode-change-initiated. Humour-core-booting-up.
 * Cresbot: CRITICAL-ERROR! Laughter-meltdown-in-port-3. Please-make-alternative-selection.
 * Player: Never mind.
 * Cresbot: Cresbot-apologises-for-the-inconvenience.

Using items on Cresbot
When an item is used on Cresbot, a message appears in the chatbox saying "Cresbot politely declines your offer.", and it says one of the following phrases:

Conversation 1

 * Cresbot: Cresbot-does-not-feel-hungry-at-this-time. Or-ever.

Conversation 2

 * Cresbot: Scanning-item. Item-contains-contaminant.

Conversation 3

 * Cresbot: ​Error! Error! Error! Item-clog-in-port-5!

Trivia

 * The line "Compliment-acknowledged. Smug-mode-enabled." is a reference to a line from the character Kryten in the British comedy TV series Red Dwarf.
 * The line about Cresbot's lack of emotions making it sad may be a reference to a line from the robot Bender in the show Futurama. Similarly, the dialogue about the "Item-clog in port-5" refers to another Futurama episode where a robot version Lucy Liu shuts down and self-destructs from a "MASSIVE CORN CLOG IN PORT 7".
 * At the end of conversation 3, cresbot will walk onto the players spot, possibly simulating its "Shutdown".
 * The line "Item-contains-contaminant." is a reference to the character MO from the movie Wall-E.
 * At the start of conversation 3, cresbot say "You-are-my-best-friend-INSERT-NAME-HERE" this is a reference to GlaDOS in Portal.