Hobnob/dialogue


 * Hobnob: What do you want, human?
 * Player: Who are you?
 * Hobnob: I'm Hobnob - mightiest of the hobgoblins. You must be Zanik's trained attack beast.
 * Hobnob: Zanik must be a really jammie dodger to have a human stand in for her.
 * Player: That's rich talk coming from someone with such crumby armour.
 * Hobnob: I'm ready to take every down. This tournament will be a slam dunk.
 * Player: Well if we meet in battle, I'll chew you up and spit you out.
 * Hobnob: I'll crunch you into cream!
 * Player: When I break your legs, you'll need wagon wheels to get around!
 * Hobnob: We'll see!