Golden Chinchompa/dialogue

Baby

 * Baby golden chinchompa: Hello there!
 * Player: Hello! Wait, how come you can talk?
 * Baby golden chinchompa: I'm magical. I can do what I like!
 * Player: Well, can you give me a million gold?
 * Baby golden chinchompa: Maybe not a million...but close!
 * Player: Really?
 * Baby golden chinchompa: Yes! Just keep feeding me and I'll magically create some gold for you!
 * Baby golden chinchompa: The better the food you get me, the faster I'll grow up and the more gold I can get for you!
 * Player: That is pretty magical.
 * Baby golden chinchompa: It's not a fire blast, but it works!

Young

 * Player: How are you feeling?
 * Young golden chinchompa: A little... gassy, but otherwise great.
 * Player: Are you sure I should still be feeding you?
 * Young golden chinchompa: Oh yes, I'm still pretty hungry after all.
 * Player: Ok, that's fine then!

Adult

 * Adult golden chinchompa: Urgh...
 * Player: Are you alright?
 * Adult golden chinchompa: Oh I'm fine... Just nearly full to bursting.
 * Player: You mean explode?
 * Adult golden chinchompa: That's right! Although, being magic, I'll leave behind lots of gold for you. Just keep feeding me and I'll soon transform into a beautiful chinchompafly!
 * Player: Uh... That's not what happens when a chinchompa explodes.
 * Adult golden chinchompa: Well since you are not a magic chinchompa you can't really claim to be an expert. Sure it might look like I am exploding, but I know I'm really going to change into a beautiful, non-volatile chinchompafly.
 * Player: Well, if you are sure then...

Conversation 1

 * Golden Chinchompa: What would you do if I died?
 * Player: Duck. Then check the crater for loot.
 * Golden Chinchompa: You can't say things like that!

Conversation 2

 * Golden Chinchompa: Boobity bibbly-boop boop!
 * Player: Oh no! I've lost my ability to understand you!
 * Golden Chinchompa: What are you talking about; I can still understand you fine.
 * Player: Then why were you making weird chinchompa noises just now?
 * Golden Chinchompa: Those weren't weird chinchompa noises; that was some freestyle jazz!
 * Player: Do chinchompas like jazz then?
 * Golden Chinchompa: Well I do. Some of the others prefer skiffle.

Conversation 3

 * Player: So is there anything I can feed you to make gold come out?
 * Golden Chinchompa: I don't know. While on the same subject is there anywhere I can kick you that will make all your blood come out?
 * Player: Technically there is.
 * Golden Chinchompa: Really?
 * Player: Yes; I'm just not going to tell you where.

Conversation 4

 * Player:  Are you feeling all right?
 * Golden Chinchompa: Yes, why do you ask?
 * Player: Well, you know. The whole 'exploding' thing.
 * Golden Chinchompa: Oh that. Don't worry, I lost my explosion gland in a fishing accident.
 * Player: Is there such a thing as an explosion gland?
 * Golden Chinchompa: Not for me, sadly.