Junior Cadet Bertol/dialogue

To access all of this dialogue the player must have:
 * [[File:Ring of charos (a).png]] A Ring of Charos (a)
 * [[File:H.a.m._logo.png]] Any one or combination of items from the H.A.M. robes set.

Some dialogue options require that certain pieces of equipment be equipped or unequipped.

Player: Hello, what's your job?

Junior Cadet Bertol: One of upmost importance.

Player: Which is?

Dialogue Branches
 * A. Ring of charos (a) on or off, H.A.M. robes off
 * A-2. Ring of charos (a) on, H.A.M. robes off
 * A-2a. Do not use Charm
 * A-2b. Use Charm
 * A-2b becomes B-2
 * A-3. Ring of charos (a) off, H.A.M. robes off
 * B. Ring of charos (a) on or off, H.A.M. robes on
 * B-2. H.A.M. Dialogue
 * b-1. H.A.M.?
 * b-2. Why are you here?
 * b-2a. Support his cause
 * b-2b. Disagree with him
 * b-3. What have you done?
 * b-4. Finishing up

A. Junior Cadet Bertol: It's so incredibly top-secret that I'd have to kill you if you found out.
 * Ring of charos (a) on, H.A.M. robes off
 * Ring of charos (a) off, H.A.M. robes off

A-2. Use Ring of charos (a)?
 * Select an Option
 * A-2a. 1. Best I not prod further, then.
 * A-2b. 2. I can keep a secret. (Charm.)


 * 1. Best I not prod further, then.
 * Player: Best I not prod further, then.
 * Dialogue ends.


 * 2. I can keep a secret. (Charm.)
 * Player: I can keep a secret.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Very well. I'm a member of H.A.M.
 * Skip to H.A.M. Dialogue

A-3. With neither Ring of charos (a) nor H.A.M. robes
 * Player: I can keep a secret.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: The knowledge alone would fry your little brain.
 * Player: I doubt it.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: It so would!
 * Player: Wouldn't.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Would.
 * Player: Wouldn't.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Would.
 * Player: Wouldn't times ten!
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Would times infinity!
 * Player: Prove it.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Okay, I'm under cover as...ah you almost had me, there.
 * Player: Ah, so close!
 * Dialogue ends.

B. With any H.A.M. robe item worn, with or without Ring of charos (a)
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Well, I see from your clothes that you're a member of H.A.M. I am too.
 * To H.A.M. Dialogue

B-2. H.A.M. Dialogue
 * Select an Option
 * b-1. 1. What's H.A.M.?
 * b-2. 2. What's H.A.M. got to do with this command centre?
 * b-2a. 1. I wish you good luck.
 * b-2b. 2. How awful.
 * b-3. 3. What have you done while undercover?
 * b-4. 4. I've heard enough.


 * 1. What's H.A.M.?
 * Player: What's H.A.M.?
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: It stands for 'Humans Against Monsters': a group keen on enforcing that humans are all that belongs [sic] on RuneScape.
 * Back to H.A.M. Dialogue


 * 2. What's H.A.M. got to do with this command centre?
 * Player: What's H.A.M. got to do with this command centre?
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Open your eyes! It's crawling with all manner of disgusting creatures. At least they've got one thing right - humans are officers rather than grunts.
 * Player: But what can H.A.M. do about it?
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: My friend, I'm on a mission to stop it all - by any means necessary.
 * Select an Option
 * 1. I wish you good luck.
 * Player: I wish you good luck.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Thanks. I can assure you that I'll need no luck with the ingenuity of my plans.
 * Back to H.A.M. Dialogue
 * 2. How awful.
 * Player: How awful.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: There's nothing awful about my mission.
 * Player: I disagree. Give me one reason why I shouldn't head to an officer and tell them of your secret agenda.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Do as you wish. He'll never believe some stranger over a cadet.
 * Player: You mean junior cadet.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: How observant of you.
 * Back to H.A.M. Dialogue


 * 3. What have you done while undercover?
 * Player: What have you done while undercover?
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Plenty! Spreading rumours, sabotaging special units; recently, I've hit upon mixing up the battle orders so commanders end up travelling to the wrong destinations! He he.
 * Player: Cunning.
 * Back to H.A.M. Dialogue


 * 4. I've heard enough.
 * Player: I've heard enough.
 * Junior Cadet Bertol: Fine by me.
 * Dialogue ends.