Squidge/dialogue

Conversation 1

 * Squidge: Human, me ever tell you about home?
 * Player: No?
 * Squidge: Me lived in a cave. Cave nice and dark and damp.
 * Squidge: Tasty mushrooms and mould, too!
 * Player: Sounds lovely.
 * Squidge: You think when you done we go live in cave?
 * Player: Err...maybe?
 * Squidge: If we live in cave, I make you worm-surprise every meal!
 * Player: I look forward to it.

Conversation 2

 * Squidge: Help!
 * Player: What's wrong?
 * Squidge: Me dying!
 * Player: Dying?! No! I can save you!
 * Squidge: Me see bright light, right infront of me.
 * Player: No! Don't go towards it!...
 * Player: Wait a minute... right in front of you?
 * Squidge: Right here!
 * Player: Is it kind of...bobbing around?
 * Squidge: Oh no! You see it? You dying too!
 * Player: That's just your light. You're fine. Let's move on and pretend this never happened.

Conversation 3

 * Player: Does something smell fishy?
 * Squidge: Me love fish!
 * Player: You know...I think the smell is coming from you.
 * Squidge: Me rub fish on scales, make scales shiny!
 * Player: Do you think you could possibly...not do that?
 * Squidge: Me love fish.
 * Squidge: Me has spare fish, I share with you!
 * Player: Ew, no!
 * Player: I mean, no...I'm fine thank you.

With fish in inventory

 * Squidge: Human giving off lovely smell.
 * Player: Well, thank you very much!
 * Squidge: Smell like good strong fish.
 * Player: Oh! Well, I suppose I haven't washed for a while...
 * Squidge: It come from bag. Bag smell good!
 * Player: Oh, phew!
 * Squidge: Don't worry, human also smell nice.
 * Player: I'm not sure that's a good thing, coming from you.

In Aquanite cave

 * Squidge: Aaaaaaaargh!
 * Player: What's wrong?!
 * Squidge: Aaaaaaah! Blaaaaaaargh! What are those things?!
 * Player: They're your family! I brought you home!
 * Squidge: Me...family?
 * Squidge: They hideous!
 * Player: That's not very nice!
 * Player: But kind of true...