Swamp titan/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Swamp titan: I’m alone, all alone I say.
 * Player: Oh, stop being so melodramatic.
 * Swamp titan: It’s not easy being greenery…well, decomposing greenery.
 * Player: Surely, you’re not the only swamp…thing in the world? What about the other swamp titans?
 * Swamp titan: They’re not my friends…they pick on me…they’re so mean…
 * Player: Why would they do that?
 * Swamp titan: They think I DON’T smell.
 * Player: Oh, yes. That is, er, mean…


 * Conversation 2
 * Swamp titan: Oh, Guthix! I’m so alone, I have no fr-
 * Player: Oh, not again. Look, I’ll be your friend.
 * Swamp titan: You’ll be my friend, master?
 * Player: Yeah, sure, why not.
 * Swamp titan: Really?
 * Player: Really really…
 * Swamp titan: Oh, I’m so happy!
 * Player: …even if you do smell like a bog of eternal stench.
 * Swamp titan: Wait…you think I smell bad?
 * Player: Erm, yes, but I didn’t me-
 * Swamp titan: Oh, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! Thank you, master, thank you so much. You’re my friend AND you think I smell. I’m so very happy!
 * Player: I guess I did mean it like that.


 * Conversation 3
 * Swamp titan: Are you my friend, master?
 * Player: Of course I am. I summoned you, didn’t I?
 * Swamp titan: Yes, but that was just to do some fighting. When you’re done with me you’ll send me back.
 * Player: I’m sure I’ll need you again later.
 * Swamp titan: Please don’t send me back.


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: Cheer up, it might never happen!
 * Swamp titan: Oh, why did you have to go and say something like that?
 * Player: Like what? I’m trying to cheer you up.
 * Swamp titan: There’s no hope for me, oh woe, oh woe.
 * Player: I’ll leave you alone, then.
 * Swamp titan: NO! Don’t leave me, master!


 * Conversation 5 (with Swamp Tar in inventory)
 * Swamp titan: Do you smell that? Swamp tar, master. I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin.
 * Player: You actually LIKE the smell of this stuff? It's gross.
 * Swamp titan: Of course! I am made of swamp, after all.
 * Player: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...I meant the swamp tar itself smells gross, not you. You smell like lavender. Yes, lavender.
 * Swamp titan: *sob* Lavender? Lavender! Why would you be so mean? I'm supposed to smell bad.

Trivia

 * The Swamp Titan's line "It's not easy being greenery..." is a reference to Kermit the Frog.
 * The Swamp Titan's line "I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin." is a reference from the film Apocalyse now (1979)The second conversation could be a reference to one of the songs in Monty Python's Spamalot.
 * The Bog of Eternal Stench features in the film.