Zombie head/dialogue

Question 1: How did you die?
 * Player: Hey, Head?
 * Zombie Head: What?
 * Player: How did you die?
 * Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend.
 * Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it.
 * Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.

Question 2: What is your name?
 * Player: Hey, Head?
 * Zombie Head: What?
 * Player: What is your name?
 * Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble...
 * Player: What was that?
 * Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium.
 * Player: Edd Cranium?
 * Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
 * Zombie Head: Har har...

Question 3: Can you do any tricks?
 * Player: Hey Head?
 * Zombie Head: What now?
 * Player: Can you do any tricks?
 * Zombie Head: Not any more...
 * Player: How come?
 * Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...
 * Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer.
 * Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...
 * Player: I know what you can do!
 * Zombie Head: What?
 * Player: Vent...
 * Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it!
 * Player: Ok.

Question 4: Want a new hat?
 * Player: Hey, Head?
 * Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?
 * Player: No!
 * Player: Would you like a new hat?
 * Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?
 * Player: A handle? Why?
 * Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts.

Question 5: Want to go scare some people?
 * Player: Hey, Head?
 * Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone?
 * Player: No!
 * Player: Want to go scare some people?
 * Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now.
 * Player: All right...
 * Player: We'll quit while we're ahead!
 * Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...