Squirrel/dialogue

Baby

 * Squirrel: Throw a ball for me!
 * Player: Are you part-dog or something?
 * Squirrel: What's a dog?
 * Player: It's another kind of animal. Squirrels are more famous for eating nuts than chasing balls.
 * Squirrel: Give me a nut, then!
 * Player: I walked into that one, didn't I?

Adult

 * Conversation 1
 * Squirrel: Gimme a nut!
 * Player: Not just now, I wouldn't want to spoil your dinner with one.
 * Squirrel: Awww...


 * Conversation 2
 * Squirrel: Stop doing that and play with me!
 * Player: Okay, but just for a minute, I'm busy.
 * Squirrel: Yay!


 * Conversation 3
 * Squirrel: This is boring, take me someplace fun.
 * Player: I'll be done in a moment, and you can play here if you want.
 * Squirrel: Huzzah!


 * Conversation 4
 * Squirrel: Is it nearly nut time?
 * Player: Didn't you just ask me that a little while ago?
 * Squirrel: Maybe.
 * Player: Then whatever answer I gave still applies now.

While woodcutting/have logs in your inventory

 * Squirrel: Sigh...
 * Player: What's the matter?
 * Squirrel: I'm wondering how many houses you destroyed for those logs...
 * Player: I made sure they were all empty before I started.
 * Squirrel: Well that's okay, then.