Cookie/dialogue


 * Player: Hello there!
 * Cookie: What can Cookie do for you?
 * Why are you called Cookie?
 * Player: Why are you called Cookie?
 * Cookie: I guess it has something to do with my being a cook. That, and I tend to have a lot of crumbs in my beard.
 * Player: That's...nice.


 * Where did your shirt go?
 * Player: Where did your shirt go?
 * Cookie: It's hot work tending to this spit all day - my shirt was getting all sweaty.
 * Player: So, you just took it off?
 * Cookie: Yup - now the sweat can run free! Plus, I can work on my tan while I'm at work now.
 * Player: Ewwwwwwww.