Iron titan/dialogue

Dialogues

 * Conversation 1
 * Player: Titan?
 * Iron titan: Yes, boss?
 * Player: What's that in your hand?
 * Iron titan: I'm glad you asked that, boss.
 * Iron titan: This is the prototype for the Iron Titan (tm) action figure. You just pull this string here and he fights crime with real action sounds.
 * Player: Titan?
 * Iron titan: Yes, boss?
 * Player: Never mind.


 * Conversation 2
 * Iron titan: Boss!
 * Player: What?
 * Iron titan: I've just had a vision of the future.
 * Player: I didn't know you were a fortune teller. Let's hear it then.
 * Iron titan: Just imagine, boss, an Iron Titan (tm) on every desk.
 * Player: That doesn't even make sense.
 * Iron titan: Hmm. It was a bit blurry, perhaps the future is having technical issues at the moment.
 * Player: Riiight.


 * Conversation 3
 * Iron titan: Boss?
 * Player: Yes, titan?
 * Iron titan: You know how you're the boss and I'm the titan?
 * Player: Yes?
 * Iron titan: Do you think we could swap for a bit?
 * Player: No, titan!
 * Iron titan: Aww...


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: How are you today, titan?
 * Iron titan: I'm very happy.
 * Player: That's marvellous, why are you so happy?
 * Iron titan: Because I love the great taste of Iron Titan (tm) cereal!
 * Player: ?
 * Player: You're supposed to be working for me, not promoting yourself.
 * Iron titan: Sorry, boss.


 * Conversation 5 (with Iron bar in inventory)
 * Iron titan: Are you using that iron bar, boss?
 * Player: Well, not right now, why?
 * Iron titan: Can I have it, then?
 * Player: What for?
 * Iron titan: I've got a cunning plan.
 * Player: Involving my iron bar?
 * Iron titan: No, but if I sell your iron bar I'll have enough money to buy a new hat.
 * Iron titan: You can't go through with a cunning plan without the right headgear, boss!

Trivia

 * Normally, in order for the player to be able to understand a given familiar, he/she must have a Summoning skill of at least ten levels greater than is required to summon that familiar. The Iron Titan and the Steel Titan are two notable exceptions to this rule, as they would require a Summoning level greater than 99.