Ur-pel/dialogue

Conversation

 * Ur-lun: At the next council meeting, I'm going to recommend that we change the guards uniforms to be red.
 * Ur-pel: Why?
 * Ur-lun: We have surface-dwellers coming down into our mines and our city now, and remember that they don't have very good eyesight. I worry that they can't see our guards very clearly in the dark. It is important for a guard to be seen.
 * Ur-pel: You have a point. But i don't think red would be the best colour. It's the colour of blood, so it might give the wrong impression.
 * Ur-lun: What colour do you suggest, then?
 * Ur-pel: I suggest green. I have heard that the plants that grow on the surface are mostly green, so surface-dwellers might find that colour soothing.
 * Ur-lun: No, I disagree. Guards should not be soothing, they should be seen as formidable. Red will give the correct impression.
 * Ur-pel: Oh, hello surface-dweller. We were just discussing some council business.
 * Player: Do you want me to pick an armour colour for you?
 * Ur-lun: No, thank you. We don't one single goblin make decisions, and certainly not an outsider!
 * Ur-pel: But we could do with an opinion. What armour colour do you think is best?
 * Player: Red.
 * Ur-lun: Thank you, surface-dweller. That's what I'll be recommending in the next meeting.
 * Player: Green.
 * Ur-pel: Thank you, surface-dweller. That's what I'll be recommending in the next meeting.
 * Player: I think the guards are fine as they are.
 * Ur-lun: Perhaps you're right. Not making any change would certainly be the easiest option!
 * Player: I think I've been here before...
 * Ur-lun: Oh? How so?
 * Player: This is a lot like a conversation I had with some goblins on the surface.
 * Ur-pel: Really? Which armour colour did they pick?
 * Player: They ended up with the same armour colour that they started with!
 * Ur-lun: You know, I think that's probably what we'll end up doing.