Spirit kyatt/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Spirit kyatt: Guess who wants a belly rub, human.
 * Player: Umm...is it me?
 * Spirit kyatt: No, human, it is not you. Guess again.
 * Player: Is it the Duke of Lumbridge?
 * Spirit kyatt: You try my patience, human!
 * Player: Is it Zamorak? That would explain why he's so cranky.
 * Spirit kyatt: Please do not make me destroy you before I get my belly rub!


 * Conversation 2
 * Player: Here, kitty!
 * Spirit kyatt: What do you want, human?
 * Player: I just thought I would see how you were.
 * Spirit kyatt: I do not have time for your distractions. Leave me be!
 * Player: Well, sorry! Would a ball of wool cheer you up?
 * Spirit kyatt: How dare you insult my intelli- what colour wool?
 * Player: Umm...white?
 * Spirit kyatt: I will end you!


 * Conversation 3
 * Player: Hello, kitty cat!
 * Spirit kyatt: Human, leave me be. I'm far too busy to deal with your nonsense.
 * Player: What are you up to?
 * Spirit kyatt: I am engaged in an intricate dirt-purging operation!
 * Player: Aww, kitty's cleaning his paws! How cute!
 * Spirit kyatt: Know this, human. Once I finish cleaning my paws...
 * Spirit kyatt: I will destroy you!


 * Conversation 4
 * Player: Here, kitty!
 * Spirit kyatt: Do not toy with me, human!
 * Player: What about under your chin?
 * Spirit kyatt: I am not one of your playful kittens, human. I eat playful kittens for breakfast!
 * Player: Not even behind your ears?
 * You lean down and tickle the kyatt behind the ears.
 * Spirit kyatt: I will...purrrrr...ooh that's quite nice...destroy...purrrrrrr...you.


 * Conversation 5 (If the player has a Ball of wool in their inventory.)
 * Spirit kyatt: Human, hand me that ball of wool.
 * Player: Aww...do you want to play with it?
 * Spirit kyatt: I do not 'play', human.
 * Player: If you say so, kitty! Alright, you can have it.
 * Spirit kyatt: Aha! Ball of wool: you are mine now. I will destroy you!
 * Player: Well I'm not giving it to you, now! I'll never get it back.
 * Spirit kyatt: Then you leave me no choice but to destroy YOU, human!
 * Player: Bad kitty!