Pyrelord/dialogue


 * Conversation 1
 * Pyrelord: What are we doing here?
 * Player: Whatever I feel like doing.
 * Pyrelord: I was summoned by a greater demon once you know.
 * Pyrelord: He said we'd see the world...
 * Player: What happened?
 * Pyrelord: He was slain; it was hilarious!


 * Conversation 2
 * Pyrelord: I used to be feared across five planes...
 * Player: Oh dear, now you're going to be sad all day!
 * Pyrelord: At least I won't be the only one.


 * Conversation 3
 * Pyrelord: I could teach you to smite your enemies with flames.
 * Player: You're not the only one: we have runes to do that.
 * Pyrelord: Runes? Oh, that's so cute!
 * Player: Cute?
 * Pyrelord: Well, not cute so much as tragic. I could teach you to do it without runes.
 * Player: Really?
 * Pyrelord: No.


 * Conversation 4
 * Pyrelord: Have you never been on fire?
 * Player: You say that like it's a bad thing.
 * Pyrelord: Isn't it? It gives me the heebie-jeebies!
 * Player: You're afraid of something?
 * Pyrelord: Yes: I'm afraid of being you.
 * Player: I don't think he likes me...